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Jonas Brothers

1.faggots
2.gay
3.stupid
4. Way too popular!
1.Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas are faggots.
2. The Jonas Brothers are gay.
3. The guy is too stupid/gay for his own good.
4. These celebrities are way too popular for their own good.
by CTUDirector-C January 12, 2009
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Jonas Secrets

An awesome Facebook group composed of the coolest Jonas Brothers fans in existence. It's like Post Secret in the way that you write things on a picture and send it in as a "secret" but it's all about the Jonas Brothers. Then hilarious people like Clintt Eastwood and Glen Coco comment on them with hilariousness.
Me: You creepin'?
Random person: 0_o what?
Me: You know? Jonas Secrets?
Random person: ....no really what?
by LaurenJT December 23, 2008
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Jonas Brothers Fan

A screeming teenager who obvioudly has not hit puberty or is just getting their pubes.
Look at the Jonas Brothers Fan, what a stupid nazi.
by arealman October 17, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

A band that 9-17 yr. old fangirls like because they're mildly good-looking (thanks to airbrush, photoshop, and liposuction) and sing about getting with girls (and possibly boys) with as many innuendos as Disney allows them.

For example, their song "Burnin' Up" refers to their inability to "get it up" and as a result get Prostatitis. Their other equally crappy song "I Am What I Am" refers to them all coming out of the closet while their song "The Muffin Man" discusses weather the muffin man could, in fact, be a female (with debatable herpes aka "blueberries").

By signing this band, Disney is promoting erectile dysfunction and hermaphrodites. There is possible "Jonascest" occurring within the band and anyone who listens to them is a racist.
Fangirl: THEIR SONGS ARE ALL FOR ME!!!11! OMJ, THEY WANT ME! THEY WANT ME SO HARD!

Sensible person with music taste: STFU bitch, Jonas Brothers suck more dick than a homosexual during Mardi Gras.
by BeccaQuinlan August 13, 2008
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Jonadick

Cock juggling thunder cunt. Favorite dish is cockmeat sandwiches. You can often see him being chased naked down the road by gorillas with bananas shoved up his ass. Jonadick's tend to have a very small penis. They like to talk a shitload of smack but in all reality they are nothin but big pussies.
"Shutup Jonadick"
by leciababy March 4, 2010
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Jonas Ng

"Did you see Jonas Ng's butt today?"
"Yeah! Damn she is hot"
by Pablo The Man of 1000 Names August 23, 2011
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Jonah

Okay. So Jonah is a tall lanky boy who blames only wanting sexy stuff because he's an introvert NOT TO MENTION his arms..take up HALF OF HIS BODY IT'S LIKE EELS BECAME PART OF HIM AND THEY ARE NOW HIS ARMS THAT HE CAN KIDNAP PEOPLE WITH WHILE YELLING "OOGA BOOGA" IN A ROOM WITH ALL THE LIGHTS FLICKERING AS YOU RUN SCREAMING WHILE TRYING NOT TO POOP YOUR PANTS BECAUSE YOU MAY D I E
Person one: I heard a weird thing last night..and someone tried to grab me
Person two: Did they say ooga booga?
Person one: YES!
Person two: It was Jonah
by Rickypeepee May 10, 2019
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