Joao is the most likely person in their family to succeed. They hate fake people and love weed. He has very cute facial features which makes you want to just pinch his cheaks. they flirt with everything and everyone so if a Joao flirts with you he’s probably just bored.
And finally Joao’s have pretty big dicks.
And finally Joao’s have pretty big dicks.
by aserty3000 November 21, 2021
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by Ostrich911 November 21, 2021
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by Ostrich911 November 21, 2021
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Women have a love-hate relationship with him but love usually prevails
Women have a love-hate relationship with him but love usually prevails
Girl 1 to her friend: “Wow look at João, I would make anything to have him “ *proceeds to get naked*
Girl 2: I don’t like him he’s too cocky look at way he walks , I think he’s an idiot
Girl 1: I think we’re not talking about the same guy, he was so sweet to me the other day
Girl 2: Omg he talked to you??? Lucky girl
Girl 2: I don’t like him he’s too cocky look at way he walks , I think he’s an idiot
Girl 1: I think we’re not talking about the same guy, he was so sweet to me the other day
Girl 2: Omg he talked to you??? Lucky girl
by CherHorowitz123 November 21, 2021
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