Jezzy tart

A jezzy tart is one who failed all their GCSEs , wears little to no clothes and has a distinct fishy odour.

When you’re having no luck on a night out you may resort to a jezzy tart to satisfy your needs and ensure you don’t go home ‘empty handed’
Often hang around pubs for free drinks and drunken men who will drop to their jezzy level.

Ayup Mickey there’s a proper jezzy tart over there mate you’re bound to pull

by Mickey gamer 123 December 21, 2025

Jezzbian

A white sis male who growls like a kitten when presented with a shot of jezynowka when they are above the legal limit and need to drive home.

Zach stop being a jezzbian Allison can feed when she needs to feed...on marlboro reds and keystone

by Lumbercats December 31, 2025

Jezzy

Someone that’s a dope tart with bare bodies and sucks bare dick like a sket.

“Dat ting maxine is a jezzy”

“Yh mums g”

by DoritoEater January 5, 2026

Jezzy

Someone that’s a dope tart with bare bodies and sucks bare dick like a sket.

“Dat ting maxine is a jezzy”

“Yh mums g”

by DoritoEater January 5, 2026

Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle

a popular DJ duo from the 90s rave scene, Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle took the Welsh country by storm cranking out classics such as; too many sheep, udder brother and techno notice ewe.

"Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle are so totally acid in my fridge man!!!"

by Jizzy Jezzle February 13, 2013

Sleep jizzum

The layer of filth that covers you during slumber.

Me: “The inside of your ear looks shiny”
Greg Clifford: “Oh that’s just from my sleep jizzum”

by GW Dunston December 31, 2018

Jizzy jezzy jess

A Jizzy Jizzy Jess is someone with poor pussy hygiene to point of having its own ecosystem.

I looked at her crusty panties and found out she was a Jizzy Jezzy Jess

by Mindy Vendetta May 7, 2022