Jeremy

A guy who is smart and has a big penis

Dang, I wish I was like that Jeremy over there.

by Jammer512 March 30, 2008

ron jeremy

A pot-bellied, butt-ugly Jewish guy with a huge penis (around 9 “real” – not AOL inches) who was a porn superstar during the 1970s and ‘80s urban “grindhouse” heyday. He was ugly enough every man in American likely to venture into a seedy, semen-stained pre-internet porno theater could identify with him, and his freakish endowment provided the necessary vicarious fantasy fulfillment the less endowed, but likely pot-bellied, audience sought. Unlike the cadaverously creepy John Holmes, he survived the “AIDS eighties” and is still active in the industry as a producer, director, and (believe it or not) occasional actor. One of his more recent “starring” roles was in a film entitled, appropriately, “One Eyed Monster.”

I showed this girl I am interested in a face and body photo of Ron Jeremy alongside a close up shot of my fully erect 5.5 inch penis, and to my utter dismay, she told me she would rather go to bed with me.

by A. Hick November 23, 2009

Jeremy

Jeremy is one of the most confusing guys you’ll ever meet. At one point he’ll be very sensitive and sweet and then at other times he’s just an ass. Though he uses his good looks and charming smile to get around, he can be an absolute dork when he’s trying to flirt which only makes him cuter. A mans best friend is 100% accurate when it comes down to Jeremy and Dogs. This freckled face boy will leave your heart melting.

- God I hate Jeremy!
- No you don’t...
- I know :D

I think I might be in LOVE!!

~who’s that?
~the guy with the freckles? Oh that’s Jeremy

~of course

by HakunaMatataB February 14, 2018

Jeremiah

The most amazing friend anyone could ask for. Really nice, but sometimes very weird- but you love him anyway. Is always thinking of others before himself. Is sooo much fun to be around and joke around with, but is also an amazing person to go to when you just need to talk. Sometimes can get a big ego

In a bad mood?? Go talk to Jeremiah.

by 'insane'a October 8, 2010

Jeremy Davis

Sexy beast. Bassist for Paramore. Has the most downright amazing facial hair. Everyone loves him, for he is very hawt. :D <3

Girl: Whos that guy with the sexy mustache in Paramore?
Parawhore: Oh, thats Jeremy Davis. Don't you love his facial hair and incredibly dashing good looks?

Girl: Oh yes, he's quite yummy. I'mma listen to some Paramore so I can hear him be amazing on the bass.
Parawhore: NEW BEST FRIEND! x3

by ieffingloveparamoreheart. December 29, 2010

Ron Jeremy'd

When a liquid is "shot" from something in a short spurt or spurts, like when male porn star ejaculates.

"Did you hear about what happened to Carrie and Patty at the Party? Some guy with an STD totally Ron Jeremy'd their eyes shut!"

"What happened to your shirt?" "Oh, I was washing my hands and the liquid soap Ron Jeremy'd my shirt."

by Mike & Corie January 11, 2009

Jeremy Myers

Shits in vagina and then proceeds to fuck it without a condom, he also is using a pill that allows him to have 30 hours of erect penis.

dude i was jeremy myersin wit this bitch last night, got shit everywhere, and i woke up with dishpan dick

by Robert Greenelande August 22, 2011