1. To masturbate furiously; process by which the human male masturbates so fast that both the hand and the penis become blurred. The Hummingbird Jerk is generally done for one of two reasons:
a. Time constraints; the masturbator has a place to go, such as work or church, but is a compulsive masturbator or has blue balls and has a physiological need for ejaculatory release.
b. Recent extreme physical attraction to the opposite sex (or the same sex, as in Nick's case); due to a mentally inspired rush of adrenaline and testosterone, as well as a throbbing erection, the masturbator gets lost in the process, taking self-gratifiction to the point where penis flesh becomes torn and damaged.
The Hummingbird Jerk is also known as the Hummingbird ("I was in such a hurry that I had to give myself a Hummingbird")
a. Time constraints; the masturbator has a place to go, such as work or church, but is a compulsive masturbator or has blue balls and has a physiological need for ejaculatory release.
b. Recent extreme physical attraction to the opposite sex (or the same sex, as in Nick's case); due to a mentally inspired rush of adrenaline and testosterone, as well as a throbbing erection, the masturbator gets lost in the process, taking self-gratifiction to the point where penis flesh becomes torn and damaged.
The Hummingbird Jerk is also known as the Hummingbird ("I was in such a hurry that I had to give myself a Hummingbird")
a. Knowing that he could not perform his duties at work with blue balls, Drew gave himself a Hummingbird Jerk so not to be late.
b. "Because I was thinking about Jen's face being covered with my semen, I unintentionally escalated to a Hummingbird Jerk."
b. "Because I was thinking about Jen's face being covered with my semen, I unintentionally escalated to a Hummingbird Jerk."
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When a group of men elect someone from the group to do a task that none of them want to do. This involves the group of men to get naked lay down on their backs in a circle, then (in a clockwise fashion) the first gets hard and "eliminates" the guy next to him all over his face, and so on.
Guy 1: Alright guys someone has to go watch that jennifer garner movie with her.
Guy 2: Only one way to settle this, elimination jerkoff!
Guy 2: Only one way to settle this, elimination jerkoff!
by mark86 May 30, 2009
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2) A fraternity initiation ritual or hazing whereby the lights are turned off. The plege or pledges are told it's a circle jerk. The actives pound their fists together in the darkness simulating the sound of jerking off. The lights are then turned on suddenly and the pledge or pledges are the only ones in the circle with their dicks out.
3) A useless discussion or meeting involving mental masturbation whereby the egotistical, boring participants try to demonstrate they're the smartest persons in the room.
2) A fraternity initiation ritual or hazing whereby the lights are turned off. The plege or pledges are told it's a circle jerk. The actives pound their fists together in the darkness simulating the sound of jerking off. The lights are then turned on suddenly and the pledge or pledges are the only ones in the circle with their dicks out.
3) A useless discussion or meeting involving mental masturbation whereby the egotistical, boring participants try to demonstrate they're the smartest persons in the room.
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After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.
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1. lauren is a jerkasserfist becuase she ate my last cookie.
2. what a jerkasserfist, that guy just totaly ran a stop sign and hit my on my bike.
2. what a jerkasserfist, that guy just totaly ran a stop sign and hit my on my bike.
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