Jerky Toker

Someone who performs a sexual act on a person with male genitalia; someone who says or does homosexual activities
“Bro you look so hot right now, lemme suck that dick”
“Wtf? Shut up you jerky toker
by DookBoom December 23, 2023
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Dick jerky

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.
"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"
by TehStateofZen June 12, 2022
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irky jerky

A work-specific behavior pattern characterized by initially experiencing annoyance or frustration (irked) by awkward workplace dynamics, then reacting in an unprofessional or counterproductive way (jerky). This can involve snapping at colleagues, making sarcastic comments about bosses or projects, or generally becoming withdrawn and disengaged during meetings or collaborations.
After weeks of missed deadlines and unclear expectations, Mark went Irky Jerky with his manager, making passive-aggressive comments in every meeting.
by SalvyZ June 27, 2024
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jerky butt

An offensive insult used to motivate your friends when in an argument
drop her jerky butt!”
by AnonymousEx20 March 21, 2023
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Murky Jerky

When you sit on your right hand so it falls asleep and then you use it to jerk off while your hand is still asleep
She finally lifted her big head off my hand last night but she wouldn’t wake up so I just indulged in the ol murky jerky
by Bootyclapper November 05, 2021
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Jerky Turkey

For a man to have his penis go limb when he see's someone who is sexually attractive.
Tom had a Jerky Turkey when he saw jessica Alba in a bikini.
by LolzMan101 September 06, 2011
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Sweaty Jerky

The act of masturbating under your covers to the point of being so hot that you sweat, and are forced to rush your orgasm so you can resurface for fresh air.
"I tried a sweaty jerky last night before bed, and thought I was going to pass out from the heat."
by Bird-Watcher November 30, 2017
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