Jayson

Everyone pretends to like him, but deep down they know they just feel sorry for him. Simpletons could better him in every way possible, he clearly isn't good enough for anyone or anything. He's an overthinking pig that has nothing better to do but make a Jayson entry on the Urban Dictionary. The reality is, is that, he's a living retard who's head is as dense as concrete.

Person1: "I love you"
(Person1's mind: "lol, jk")

Carter: I'm a legend

Jayson: shut up

by Nocam May 6, 2018

a jayson

A Jayson is a sad soul sitting in a Data Mining Class, wallowing in the infinite confusion and statistics at the time.

Person A: Hey! Is that a Chris!?

Person B: No, it's just a Jayson...

Person C: JAYSON!!! JAYSON!! JAYSON!?

by Staley12345 October 17, 2017

jayvion

some black kid that sucks dick and gets no pussy

no one wants to be a jayvion

by jumpman14 January 27, 2016

Jaydon

Gay bitch

He is gay bitch that jaydon

by Jaydonisgay January 3, 2018

javion

A big crybaby that get beat up by all his sibling and make noise so his momma can here also he think he so hard but really not, always getting beat up by his brother and always on Fortnite , loves to eat up all the food especially cereal

sister : you such a crybaby
Javion : I don't care you always got my name in your mouth you must really want some clout
sister : ok...
Javion : (still carries on for mom to here)

by dogsforever100 August 12, 2018

jayin mad bretts

Another phrase to refer to drinking an enormous amount of beers.

Holy shit, I got so munted jayin mad bretts last night.

by J.M.W. October 28, 2007

Jayson Zayson

He's a fast mother fucker, not as fast as Gregory though. On a technicality Jayson Zayson is actually better looking than table saw mouth would have you believe. The gearing ratio for the zambogowoid cannot be off by more than .0045° for proper efficient but for the plaster tide. Now a Kenzo is the polar opposite of Jayson Zayson.

Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.

Jayson Zayson:
Definition: mint oil and puppy farts on a rainy day in September. Someone who is Zayson. Jayson. Fucking. Zayson.

Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory

by HaroldtripleSEKS July 12, 2019