A quick 7 step dance move created by the Ultimate Janksters themselves (Savannah & Emily).
To learn read the directions that follow:
1: Frame your genitals with forward hip thrust
2: Spin in a 360 degree counter clockwise motion
3: Drop it low and swing that ass to the right simultaneously
4: High knee to the left
5: High knee to the right
6: Power pose #1 (e.g: superman pose, ghetto gang symbol pose, uber thrust, The Thinker pose etc)
7: Power pose # 2 (must be different from first power pose)
Fine print: this quick 7 step dance move is best done with an able bodied partner, in which case you should mirror each other's bodies to create a dance so enigmatic no one can resist your sex appeal.
BOOM ROASTED.
To learn read the directions that follow:
1: Frame your genitals with forward hip thrust
2: Spin in a 360 degree counter clockwise motion
3: Drop it low and swing that ass to the right simultaneously
4: High knee to the left
5: High knee to the right
6: Power pose #1 (e.g: superman pose, ghetto gang symbol pose, uber thrust, The Thinker pose etc)
7: Power pose # 2 (must be different from first power pose)
Fine print: this quick 7 step dance move is best done with an able bodied partner, in which case you should mirror each other's bodies to create a dance so enigmatic no one can resist your sex appeal.
BOOM ROASTED.
Dude, did you see those girls do the Jank-Step at that party? I had an instant erection I couldn't lose for weeks bro!
Sista, you got that Jank-Step on LOCK! i knoooow my brutha be lookin at chu gurl frand uh huh.
Sista, you got that Jank-Step on LOCK! i knoooow my brutha be lookin at chu gurl frand uh huh.
by Ultimate Janksters October 17, 2011
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A cheesy, silly, unreliable, or otherwise dumb strategy, generally used for either novelty of using it or the challenge of beating people with it. In gaming, you will often see people playing like this if they are smurfing or are otherwise competing below their skill level, or in an unranked mode where winning or losing doesn't have any ramifications.
Card Game Player 1: "God, I'm so fucking pissed. I lost to the jankiest fucking strat just now."
CG Player 2: "Oh, really? What happened?"
CG Player 1: "I drew none of the answers I needed and he pulled off a stupid combo that took him three whole turns to set up"
CG Player 2: "Three turn combo? What the fuck, dude's on some shit."
CG Player 1: "Like I said, total jank strat."
CG Player 2: "Oh, really? What happened?"
CG Player 1: "I drew none of the answers I needed and he pulled off a stupid combo that took him three whole turns to set up"
CG Player 2: "Three turn combo? What the fuck, dude's on some shit."
CG Player 1: "Like I said, total jank strat."
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2. kind of like a shit hole, but more run-down and such.
3. an amazing adjective that kip made up to describe his house.
2. kind of like a shit hole, but more run-down and such.
3. an amazing adjective that kip made up to describe his house.
1. marry said, "man, this party is a jank-hole, i'm leaving".
2. the neighborhood after the flood was a jank-hole.
3. kip said, "god our house is a jank-hole"
2. the neighborhood after the flood was a jank-hole.
3. kip said, "god our house is a jank-hole"
by Kip Griffith January 13, 2008
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