Jake

(adj) to simultaneously be incredibly kind hearted, witty, and pure. If a person jakes, the people around them will be immediately drawn in and attracted. This is partially because the act of jaking itself makes someone into an immediately gorgeous person with an incredible personality. Jaking is very rare to see, so if you ever happen to witness it, you would be wise to document the experience, as you may only be able to see it once in you ur lifetime.

I swear that, if I'm mucky enough, I'll get to marry that guy who jaked in the quad last week.

by Jack Jackerson Jockery Joe October 3, 2018

Jake

Jake is a very funny guy . He will get all the ladies with his looks. He will also try eating your mothers Vagina . He likes to shit on the floor and he also drinks his own PISS and he will do anything for his girlfriend. He likes going out and killing birds with a BB gun . Jake eats meth for breakfast,dinner and tea

"Did you hear Jake ate his GF's moms Vagina the other day"

by Ginger jade wishwhwowhwn November 23, 2019

Jake

A dudette

Jake is a dudette

by ykjakeisadudette August 20, 2019

Jake

Most the time a fake cowboy that wouldn't know how to ride a horse if his life depended on it

Guy 1: check out that guy over there he's such a Jake
Guy 2: I heard he has a hard time telling the difference from donkey and mule

by Cuntisswapis January 30, 2018

Jake

the thiqqest and shortest boy out there

wow hes thiqqq he must be a JAKE!
Dang, Jake got cake!

by minecraftlover486 November 13, 2019

Jake

A fucking amazing guy who will brighten your whole world. His smile will heal any sadness and his eyes are a beautiful sea of blue. He will treat his friends like family despite being an asshole out of humor, but will ultimately aways be there for them. He is handsome, sweet, kind, caring, lovable, and the most adorable little puppy ever. Break his heart and you will die :) loves to do flips. OG Alphas for life. cop a hoodie. they r clean asf.

im so in love with JAKE he is amazing<3

by xMissAlyssa15x January 29, 2019

Jake

Jake’s tend to be shy creatures at first but once you get to know one you love them. Jake is the sweetest boy a girl could ever meet. A Jake is typically very weird and a bit awkward but it can come off as very adorable. Jake loves to play basketball and hangout with his girlfriend. He typically has brown hair with blue eyes. Once you get a Jake in your life you will never want them to leave.

Jake and I hung out the other day and he is so funny and sweet.

by Varmint110 August 24, 2019