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Jake

Jake is a very funny guy . He will get all the ladies with his looks. He will also try eating your mothers Vagina . He likes to shit on the floor and he also drinks his own PISS and he will do anything for his girlfriend. He likes going out and killing birds with a BB gun . Jake eats meth for breakfast,dinner and tea
"Did you hear Jake ate his GF's moms Vagina the other day"
by Ginger jade wishwhwowhwn November 23, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a dudette
by ykjakeisadudette August 20, 2019
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Jake

(adj) to simultaneously be incredibly kind hearted, witty, and pure. If a person jakes, the people around them will be immediately drawn in and attracted. This is partially because the act of jaking itself makes someone into an immediately gorgeous person with an incredible personality. Jaking is very rare to see, so if you ever happen to witness it, you would be wise to document the experience, as you may only be able to see it once in you ur lifetime.
I swear that, if I'm mucky enough, I'll get to marry that guy who jaked in the quad last week.
by Jack Jackerson Jockery Joe October 3, 2018
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jake

Is the most savagest man you will ever meet, he has many friend's and every one want's to know him overall he is an amazing man.
Hey it's Jake I wish I knew him just go ask him.
by JJ de B0SS May 28, 2018
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Jake

Jake is the name of someone who Takes shits on the floor of a bathroom
Guy: awww man some Jake just took a huge shit on the floor
by anonymous September 16, 2020
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Jake

Jake Is Jacob Aka Jayingee A Great Youtuber Hes Friends With Flamingo Aka Albert Aretz
by beyourselfanddowhatever December 22, 2020
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