Jack

Equally respects all women, although tends to gravitate towards the bustier of women. Extremely handsome, wears to his left, decently sized dong-but what can he say "it gets the job done".
Jack is the donger lord.
by jackrabbit358 October 18, 2017
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Jack

An absolute cunt with fat burger nipples

He has a special saying too:
"Im definitely gonna fuck mollie tonight"
"You dont want to be like jack... jack is a cunt"
by Pu55y5layer August 12, 2017
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Jacked

Having a penta-kill stolen on League of ledgends
"ahh nearly got a penta but then i got "jakced"

Jacked = anoyying
by gcv1998 February 03, 2013
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jack

jack is awesome
by zane bear December 03, 2013
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Jack

Normally someone that loves all the chicks and the chicks love him he has a whopping 12' penis and his nickname is pussy destroyer
Girl 1 have you seen his pants it's sticking out

Girl 2 yea it's definately a jack
by I wanna fuck lois steel October 21, 2014
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brown hair, brown eyes, long fingers, talks to himself, random, many explicit dreams, cute, likes sno-balls, and artsy. Doesn't have a wide vocabulary and loves indie music. Most Jacks are sarcastic and sweet and sexy. Jacks are picky with girlfriends but when they do they're HOTT ;). Tan and funny would describe most Jacks. The typical Jack is attracted to blonde haired girls with green eyes. Total sex on legs.
by sydney73197 April 19, 2010
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Jack

Some fag who trys to sell shitty chocolates that no one likes
Kill yourself Jack, NO ONE WANTS UR TRASH CHOCOLATE.
by Shabbos is life March 19, 2017
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