iPoor

One who is lacking in the latest technological devices and gizzmos.

Perosn 1: Check out my new iPhone and MP3 player.

Person 2: Cool, wish I had one; I'm so iPoor.

by MartyD007 April 27, 2010

iphone 5c

Apple's latest shitty attempt to drain even more money from idiots. A waste of space. It is basically an Iphone 5 made of plastic... At the same price as the Iphone 5. The Iphone family's retarded cousin.

Apple CEO: "Okay, how do we make our new upcoming iphone popular?"
Developer 1: "We could be Innovative and add new features to it!"
Developer 2: "Lets make it more powerful and give it more memory!"
Developer 3: "LETS TURN THE IPHONE 5 INTO A PLASTIC PIECE OF RUBBISH AND SELL IT FOR THE SAME PRICE AS THE IPHONE 5C!"
Apple CEO: "Developer 3, you're promoted!"

by surfingkid October 11, 2013

apple iphone

A big useless phone made by apple, that alot of homos buy to make themselves seem as if they just became popular all of the sudden.

"That big black apple iphone is such a piece of shit"

"Oh damn, that dudes got an apple iphone, that sucks he will probably never get laid, nerd"

by horny shit tits December 2, 2007

iPhone 6

The incorrect way to spell/refer to a Samsung Galaxy S5

Alec: Have you seen the iPhone 6, it's completely new and innovative and not trying to compete with other superior phones at all!

Chris: Are you kidding me? The iPhone 6 is just an iPhone 5 that looks like a Samsung Galaxy S5

by WiddelyScuds September 17, 2014

iphoneitis

The Sharp pain you get from your index finger to you thumb, from holding and or useing your iphone or ipod to long.

Oh my gosh I've been on Facebook on my iphone for ever, I feel like I'm getting iphoneitis in my right hand

by BlondePinkandFabulous April 21, 2010

iPhone 4

"The" Smart Phone. Apple re-invents itself. Again. This newest creation is being made available to the public on June 24, 2010. The "new" iPhone is faster, thinner, and prettier than its predecessors. The "4" features a new stainless steel and glass design. It has integrated antennas that promise to improve reception on Wi-Fi and 3G wireless networks, and it boasts a second video camera on the front that will permit video calling.

Overheard:

The iPhone 4 is going to change the "smart phone" world as we know it.

You could very well be right.

by MTF June 17, 2010

ipooched

Adj.
Ipod+pooched=Ipooched

My Ipod always works except when I really need it (before a long trip or preloaded with the music for the wedding)

I was rockin out on the ski hill until I was ipooched

by Robert Funk January 13, 2008