Inverted Crab

God hes so hot

Is that Inverted Crab, he's so god damn sexy.

by Krinlex September 24, 2022

Inverted Show Stopper

When you're banging a girl doggy style and she's about to climax, grab her by the ankles, stand her on her head and cram your fist down her dank exit hole, thus ruining her orgasm.

Also see Inverted Particle Accelerator for more sexually deviant partners.

Hey man, why is your girlfriend walking so funny?

I gave her the classic inverted show stopper last night and now her pelvis is out of alignment

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 24, 2021

Inverted Head

When someone is shot in the "Head" and the person who shot gets to fuck the hole.

I shot this mofo and give him Inverted Head

by I Diabetes January 14, 2019

11-3 inverter

A sun worshipper that deliberately seeks the sun out when official advice tells them to seek shade.

Midday Sun? Im out in it, Im an 11-3 inverter!

by mids99 July 30, 2009

inverted chili dog

The shit that works it way into the penis after a chili dog.

That inverted chili dog had me pissing brown for week!

by LDi September 2, 2008

inverted necromountain

Most grim and frostbitten landscape on Earth! Favourite vacation spot of the Necrowizard. Serious evil-doing known to take place there.

Located within the frozen uplands of Necrodeathmortum (upper upstate northern Norway), the inverted necromountain features several ski resorts where inverted moongoats are lusftully worshipped while skiing down (or up -it's inverted).

The only grim and frostbitten gay bar on earth was open somewhere within the necromountain, but its exact location is still unknow. The bar is allegedly managed by members of the band Immortal.

Country Roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West inverted necromountain
Take me home, country roads

by mortino December 12, 2012

Inverted Claw

Where as an individual grasps the scrotum to such an extent to draw the testicles in a downwards path to provoke enjoyment.

Hey bro he gave ya the inverted claw

by Turkey grab January 27, 2019