internest

a cooler name for the word internet. much better than calling it the world wide web, and plus, it sounds like the word "interest."

"go restart the internest, i think the network went down"
--
"What if i told you i could make you 1 million dollars, would you be internested in that?"
--
"i ran out of internets"
(note: internets can be used interchangeably for internest)

by olymp14k05 May 13, 2007

interesting

When a fat girl sends you an e-mail from an online dating service and states you sound 'interisting' to boost her self-esteem because she messed up by pressing the wrong button, and felt awkward.

"I read your profile and you sound interisting"

by joe January 2, 2004

best interests

The term for the most blunt and honest type of suggestion given to someone in a time of strife.

US Coast Guard admiral Richard Larrabee said after finding pieces of wreckage from EgyptAir Flight 990 "We believe at this point it is in everyones best interests to no longer expect we will find survivors in this case".

by NWeiner March 14, 2012

interesting

What alex says every 12 minutes during a conversation to notify learning.

Kristen: so the weather is nice today Alex.

Alex; Interesting....

by K-sizzle227 March 23, 2009

Interesting Banana Trick

A discriptive tagline that attempts to express an awkward, yet still interesting, trick or skill that someone can pull off.

Male1: Hey Male2, did you see Male3's Interesting Banana Trick?

Male2: That I did Male1. The fact that he really used a Banana made it even more of a turn on.

Male1: Indeed it did Male2, but he is still an awkward figit.

Male2: I agree completely.

Male3: I'm standing right here guys...

by Zombie Kami May 26, 2011

intercepterbate

To scare someone when you catch them masturbating, and then immediately take over and finish them off.

You should have seen the look on Dale's face when I caught him wacking it last night! Intercepterbated!

by UnlimitedFlanPudding August 1, 2013

interesting development

When your day starts out as usual and then an opportunity presents itself and you fuck, because let's face it... you are here to read about sex stuff.

Man - "Goddamnit, this line is too long..."
Woman - "Name's Charley Chase, I'm here for the 3 o'clock"
Man - "Well this is an interesting development."

by A Commie Red July 31, 2015