ditch-digging

The act of collecting the dry, crusty brown stuff under your fingernails the morning after you hadn't wiped well enough.

Kelley noticed her friend had some new earth-toned nail polish on, but then realized she'd only been ditch-digging.

by WookieeMonster June 18, 2013

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Ditch boys

When you decide to not do something with your mates when you already said you have.

When Kyle said he would go to pauanui, then didn't come he Ditch boys

by Fraser Macedo October 07, 2005

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when a person that you have been texting for a while mysteriously doesn't text back

Guy 1: yo my girl hasn't texted me back in a while and we've been talking all day
Guy 2: You definatly just got text ditched

by phunkmaster June 03, 2009

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Pull up yer drawrs doug, half your shit ditch is hangin out!

by chubsmcgrubs November 25, 2010

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Witch Ditch.

Matt
Nice camel toe.

Lisa
Fuck off. wanna go kill some squirrels?

Matt
Sure. But first can I lay In your witch ditch?

by SharkBate88 December 21, 2013

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When you remove someone from your facebook friends list.

That bitch totally faceditched me and then her friend tagged me in a photo of hers.. i can't beleive that level of face ditching.

by SachmoNZ June 18, 2009

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When a girl with enormous tits and cleavage shoves your face in between her boobs so your face is stuck in the created "skin ditch".

Henry: dude! you just got skin ditched by Melissa!

Me: Waa...air...*gasp*...i....need...air...

by Tom the Ninja May 01, 2008

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