While you are getting a blow job from a girl, throw a blanket over your body(including her head), and fart. This causes her to be "hot boxed" in the stench of your fart
I finally had the chance to pull the dutch oven on my girlfriend last night. Then she dumped me. oooops
by sazthegreat May 26, 2008
n. Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Humidor occurs when one farts in a shower equipped with a shower door. The resulting odor, magnified by the humid shower steam and enclosed area, stays pungent for a much longer period of time, similar to that of a cigar staying fresher longer in a humidor.
Unbeknownst to Emily, the combination of the previous night's draft beer and chili created the perfect Dutch Humidor for Bill as he showered in the morning. She was nearly knocked unconscious when it was her turn to shower.
by Roman Hoss August 22, 2006
when you smoke too many dutches and it starts to affect your lungs, causing you to cough and lose stamina or endurance
Dude, I got the dutch lung so bad I can't run ten feet with out coughing
I coughed up black shit this morning, I got the dutch lung bad
I coughed up black shit this morning, I got the dutch lung bad
by jmlaxboy24 April 15, 2010
by Ivana Assenheimer October 08, 2017
Verb: It's when you have a great big messy shit under the covers.
Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*
*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.
Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*
*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.
"I Dutch volcanoed so badly it left a burn mark in the bed frame."
"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."
"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."
by bishsac January 21, 2022
The dutch basically colonized alot they colonized asia, africa, south america, and then some in new england but then they fucking collapsed so they're no longer a massive empire
by samuel1234a August 13, 2021
A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.
At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.
Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."
Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."
Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."
Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."
by greatgazoo March 12, 2013