the dutch oven

While you are getting a blow job from a girl, throw a blanket over your body(including her head), and fart. This causes her to be "hot boxed" in the stench of your fart

I finally had the chance to pull the dutch oven on my girlfriend last night. Then she dumped me. oooops

by sazthegreat May 26, 2008

Dutch Humidor

n. Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Humidor occurs when one farts in a shower equipped with a shower door. The resulting odor, magnified by the humid shower steam and enclosed area, stays pungent for a much longer period of time, similar to that of a cigar staying fresher longer in a humidor.

Unbeknownst to Emily, the combination of the previous night's draft beer and chili created the perfect Dutch Humidor for Bill as he showered in the morning. She was nearly knocked unconscious when it was her turn to shower.

by Roman Hoss September 14, 2008

dutch lasagna

when you attempt to give someone a dutch oven but push too hard and shart

"hey dude how's it going with your girlfriend?"

"it WAS going good but i accidentally gave her a dutch lasagna the other night and she dumped me."

by klompfaker5608 September 1, 2023

True Dutch

When being an asshole comes naturally.

That guy is unbelievable blunt, he must be True Dutch.

by The Well Logger March 1, 2017

dutch throne

the act of taking a shit while placing a blanket over ones head, body, and toilet; while inhaling the potent fumes. (an upgrade from a dutch oven)

Garrett sat upon his toilet and draped a blanket over his head, thus creating a dutch throne.

by El_Girraffe April 20, 2011

Dutch clog

When you are having relations with your partner and you place your entire foot in their anal cavity

"Dave why you limping?"

"The other night I hurt my foot giving Edna a Dutch clog!"

by Phonejackson September 4, 2016

Dutch Mouthbreather

When someone uses their mouth to inhale gaseous fecal particulate from partners chocolate starfish.

Remi is truly a Dutch Mouthbreather sommelier - he picked up hints of white truffle and corn from my fart.

by Buford C Cabhash April 22, 2022