hook up

I have absolutely no idea anymore.

Guy A:"Did you hook up with the guys last night?"
Guy B:"Yeah. Guy C hooked us up."
Guy A: "Was Girl 1 there? Y'all should hook up."
Guy B: "She hooked up with me after. We, like, hooked up."
Guy A: "So...did you hook up?"
Guy B: "No."

An actual conversation, heard on the Chicago CTA.

by Scrivv July 28, 2009

Hook em Horns

A catchphrase and hand sign associated with the University of Texas, primarily with sporting events. The index and pinky finger are extended, pointing upward. The thumb is folded in front of the other two fingers. Sometimes the whole hand is moved in a forward and back movement.

Often, at sporting events, the team opposing the University of Texas will use the hand signal upside down to boo.

When Bevo, the mascot of the University of Texas, is paraded by, adoring fans gave him the Hook em Horns.

by Another Impressively Long Name October 13, 2008

kensington hooker

one of the many many heroin and crack addicted whores who patrol up and down kensington ave in north philadelphia soliciting drivers for prostitution

slow down your gonna hit a kensington hooker

by 700leveldrunk December 27, 2007

Dirty South Fish Hook

A close relative of the "shocker," however, it differs in technique and execution. Invert your hand and direct two fingers into the stink box, immeditaely followed by a thumb-hook to the stinker. You can also perform a "hooking" motion (like your twisting open a can) for the full effect.

If your girlfriend gives you the look, it's time for the Dirty South Fish Hook.

by Balls McGee February 20, 2003

fish hook

Fish hook- a sexual manoevre in which one person uses a finger or a thumb to form a crudely improvised hook inside the orrifice of another, followed by exerting an outward, stretching pressure on said orrifice.

"Dude, I was in the heat of the moment and I fish hooked my Mrs...didn't she get upset with me! "

"Stick that thumb in my mouth and fish hook me big boy!"

by K9GUY June 3, 2009

Hookah Whore

Someone that takes too long of a turn when smoking hookah. Similar to a hookah hog.

Give someone else a try, you hookah whore.

by Dick Shanary September 25, 2008

hookahpalooza

Origionaly concieved by the Rochester Chapter of The Order of the Eternal Toke, These are a series of social gatheringings where the attendess enjoy eachother's company and smoke from the sacred hookah. These parties are puncuated by long hours spent in the hookah den, men with no shirts, and the laid back nature of the gathering. It is said if you cant relax during a hookahpalooza, then you need tranquilizers.

"Benny hooked me up with some of the best hookah shit at last weeks hookahpalooza," Jason told Dawn.

by Jason Olson May 8, 2005