homer simpsoning

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20

Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning

by Batman091190 October 1, 2020

John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark May 30, 2018

Homer Simpson Boat Draw

A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.

They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw

by Claymationdude June 14, 2017

homer goggles

Term used in sports debates and banter when someone is clearly biased towards their own team and doesn’t even realize it.

Take off your homer goggles and you will see that your team hasn’t done that well this year! Quit making excuses.

by Shock Smoove February 14, 2023

Homeritis

A medical condition causing hallucinations that your favorite team or player is better than the national consensus.

Every year he believes the Nuggets are going to win the championship. He has a severe case of homeritis.

by Docrates July 12, 2022

red homer = bad

niche meme created during the September meme rush of 2025. lasted for a week imo.
it was basically a series of videos / images on tiktok, reels, and shorts that followed this format.
There are three randomly colored homers that pop up on screen with tall foreheads, and if the viewer can "beat" them, there's a checkmark underneath. if the viewer cant beat them, then it will have those exclamation mark caution signs below. variations exist, and these videos often use iphone ringtone sfx.

Timmy tough knuckles: "hey bro, red homer = bad"
you: "wtf"

by mirandaglazer100 October 16, 2025

Homer chuckyson

Someone with a forehead like Homer Simpson and a smile like chucky.

Their forehead is huge and their smile is weird!
Yeah it’s a Homer Chuckyson!

by eeeswag March 9, 2021