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hibbity

Term meaning marijuana and evoking connotations of said drug's ability to render a smile and remove inhibitions.
Before sitting on the couch for three hours eating potato chips, Bryon Rodslammer smoked some hibbity.
by MoonlightBen July 29, 2005
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hobit

A young girl who wears micro skirts and low jeans that show almost everything, and tiny T's that go up so that all the belly is exposed. In other words, a Ho Bag in Training, or a Hobit.
"Damn, look at all the hobit's out tonight. Just gotta wait a few more years!"

"That young girl got a temporary tattoo on the small of her back...hmmm, the mark of the whore at such a young age. Now that's a hobit."
by MarcosR July 4, 2005
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hobit

A: A hobit!
B: No... a hobbit.
by Vamm Goda February 23, 2004
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Hobbits in the Shire

When several small men suck dick in an open field.
Sean Murphy and his CIT friends pulled a Hobbits in the Shire one night at Camp Sequassen.
by Tobey March 18, 2004
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Hobbits

Tiny people, not to be confused as midgets, who lived in the parallel world and dimension to ours known as Middle Earth. These people were small but ironically had big feet which in turn was the reason why Gondor used them for underground sex slave trading because big feet means big penis. Many Hobbits were sodomized by people in Gondor and Rohan. Because the males had a dick the size of a cucumber they were used as displays at sex orgies. It was estimated at one point about 92% of households in Gondor had atleast 1 Hobbit used for sexual pleasures and fantasies.

Hobbits were forced to ride the shit out of Dwarves infront of people and farm pigs. This was done to create a new breed of man animals called Dwarbbits which were patented by Gondor and used as a work force.

Hobbit's Masters would get drunk and molest them. At times they were forced to punch into the rectum and anus of their Masters and Lords. This was the starting point of what is known as fisting today. During that time a Hobbit would fist into the pootbox of their Masters they would also have to squeal like a piglet and shit in a cup. Once a week they had to hunt down smurfs and catch them to either kill them or stick them up inside the shit factory of their Masters to tickle the inside of their rectum and anus.
Hobbits look weird as hell with those big feet!
by The Informant99 January 22, 2012
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hobbitty

of, like, or pertaining to a hobbit.
As a child, I was often mocked for my hobbitty feet.
by Jorge Benelux December 10, 2003
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Hobbitefeet

Hobbitefeet is a word to describe someone with small feet. It is a combination of the word hobbit, petite, and feet. The word hobbit because they are know for having unusually big feet but it is combined with petite which is french meaning small. Then feet added to the end because a) it is about feet and b) it sounds really good.
Person1: that person has Hobbitefeet
by Jazzyjasmina February 17, 2021
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