st helens

st.Helens may be one of the biggest shit holes in england holding the highest, incest, stabbing, murder rate, but ask yourselves wot is your towns claim 2 fame. At least our glass has the class and our rugby team is one of the best eva. You wish you lived here. You havent lived unless youve bin st.helens.

st helens are Winners of super league and powergen cup and league leaders 2006

by Helen G October 20, 2006

helene

a girl that eats a lot of ice

Bob: what is that chick doing..?
Susan: it's a helene... she's an ice eater

by krazy4muffins July 12, 2011

St Helens

A small town in the North-West of England. Formerly part of the County of Lancashire, St Helens is now unfortunately part of Merseyside, although remains a quality town. St Helens is heavily criticised by their neighbouring city of Liverpool who remain bitter and obnoxious and only love their own people. Although St Helens is small, there is plenty to do and this attracts people from all over the North-West and further for the excuisite cuisine, quality nightlife and superb shopping. St Helens happens to be the Capital of the World for Glass-Making, aswell as the home of arguably the best Rugby League team in the World, St Helens RLFC. Although many (Widnesians, Warringtons and Wiganers) are quick to make negative comments about St Helens, they must ask themselves what their towns are good for; nothing. They all want to live in St Helens; the home of class.

Scouser1: "Fucken hate St Helens me Lird!"
Scouser2: "Ahh yeah me to mateee!"
Scouser1: "Fucken WOOLS! Doin' anyt'n tonight mate?"
Scouser2: "Goin St Helens mate."
Scouser1: "Yeah me too mate."

by Rick Astley II December 19, 2008

Saint Helens

A small shitty town in Oregon about 30 minutes away from Portland. Movie theatre is tiny and there are tons of crappy little shops. Where Halloween Town was filmed. (a Disney movie)

Saint Helens sucks ass.

by Sockaloo October 25, 2008

Helena DoDo Birdd

Helena DoDo Bird, is a magestic animal, she gets along with turtlees and dogs, she is outrageously beautiful and veery talkative, this creature is nocturnal, she likes to pull alnighters but she cant do it like billly,Oh , she is very clueless at times and hates to ponder.

daaaaayum; is that a Helena DoDo Birdd?

by daangbillyfshoo April 10, 2009

Helena, Alabama

A nondescript town in Alabama. Consists of snobby rednecks and people who think they're smarter than they really are. The cops don't do their job, the court system sucks, and there's nothing to do there. The only big attraction is a man-made waterfall. Ranked number three on the list of "Biggest Wastes of Space in the U.S."

Susie: I wanna go swimmin'
Fred: Me too, but Gobbler's Knob charges up the ass.
Susie: How 'bout we go swimmin' in that thur creek?
Fred: Oh, ya mean the one with all the raw sewage? Sounds

good to me.

-Helena, Alabama

by thingwithfeathers February 9, 2012

Helen Clark

The Prime Minister of New Zealand. She is a Socialist (communist/marxist). She has done serval crimes against the law of that nation but yet still remains in office as the Prime Minister.

Bob: What has Helen Clark done this time?
Fred: Nothing, that's my point!
Bob: Ohh, if only we had someone like Mr. Bush...

by Blitzkri3gn January 28, 2005