Happy hamburger

Someone who's just finished a meal and has to tell everyone how good it was. These people should be avoided at all cost, they will only suceed in pissing you off.

a happy hamburger can also be someone whos overly happy over the stupidest thing

Obi: Wooo! that cheeseburger was sooo great you gotta-

Dred: Stop being such a happy hamburger you noob.

Obi: My hair is so awesome-

Dred: your really starting to dissappoint me you happy hamburger...

by Lordreduxx August 28, 2010

african american haberdasher

A person of African descent now living in the united states, who makes a living by selling clothing articles.

"Which of the following best represents Mr. Griffin? Problem drinker, or African American haberdasher?"

by Phleemeister June 16, 2016

hamburger

A chick's pussy that has been fucked by too many guys. It looks like a raw hamburger.

Dude, Cesar, Stacy's pussy looks like a hamburger

by Jimboner April 14, 2005

hamburger tits

a fat women with saggy sweaty breasts with unusually large nipples

she deffinatly should be at this nude beach , her hamburger tits are making me sick .

by aprillll June 17, 2005

Earl Of Hamburger

The man that rules over the land of hamburger with an iron fist.

"The current Earl of Hamburger is a tyrant!"
"Yes, he has raised the lettuce tax by 5%"

by The Bishop July 11, 2004

Hambered

To drink to the point of excess; to imbibe enough alcohol to become impaired and start doing things you wouldn't normally. Such as pole dancing, falling in to trees, etc.

She knew if she had another shot that she'd be well on her was to getting hambered.

by SpodyO August 7, 2012

King Gato Hambergusa

A Hamburger Bodied Cat with orange fur

-King Gato Hambergusa opened up a new resterant
-We Love Cat Burger

by Jason Pace October 13, 2007