Gerald Garner

Guy who is fat goes to camp.

Let me make something very clear: The PerkiSystem does not work with cheaters like Gerald Garner. OK? How can I sell an infomercial about fat kids who can't keep their piggy little snouts shut? Hmm? Who's gonna buy that, huh?

by Jim Ray Morton April 3, 2017

A Garner

borderline Dad jokes Bottom of the barrel banter

In the workplace, banter can be the only solace or break from the daily grind, so impromptu segways to one-liners or quick wit can relieve the mental strain that grafting brings. However, when it comes to humour, they'll always be someone who'll throw in a "Garner", differing from a Dad joke, a Garner remains topical but elicits the same wince, stifled groans and eye roll. On occasion, a Garner may also be followed by the dreaded "ba dum chhh".

Any more Garners from you and you're out of the group.

by XhakaKhan5647 March 12, 2019

Brett Garner

a mother fucking savage. this motherfucker be pissin’ on chicks, pack in’ dip and bangin hoes

Brett Garner is a mother fucking savage. this motherfucker be pissin’ o n chicks, pack in’ dip and bangin hoes

by pussyeater6969420saka January 25, 2020

harrison garnett

Weirdest kid in the world,proper chav u lad

Is that that Harrison garnett? State on that

by I Willy licked HarrisonGarnett October 1, 2020

Jeshe Gwang

I came

Boy: Jeshe Gwang
Other Boy: I came

by Joe Sama October 2, 2020

Aaron Garner

simp

Aaron Garner is a simp

by Ace's pizzeria and Clinic October 16, 2020

Lewis Garner

My Name

Me: I’ll type in my name cool Since I have to define it Lewis garner

by CactusPete January 26, 2021