The Great Gatsby

To attempt to cum into a girl's mouth, but miss. Named after the novel, "The Great Gatsby".

Person 1: Julian tried to cum into this chick's mouth, but his cum didn't shoot far enough and completely missed the target.

Person 2: That sucks! Julian pulled "The Great Gatsby".

by Average Angel September 16, 2011

Goatse Winfrey

The specific look on Oprah Winfrey's face as she said the now famous line "9000 penises all raping children".

May also refer to a large black woman stretching her anus open to shoplift.

Luke: "Did you see that Goatse Winfrey trying to steal a pair of overalls?"

Sam: "No, but did you see Oprah yesterday?"

by Oprahs biggest fan March 20, 2009

goatse

1. Applying muscular pressure to the anus, resulting in the self extraction of the rectum. (both voluntary, or involuntary)

Background:
A video called "goatse" was posted on steakandcheese.com in 2002. In it was an anal gangbang in which the FEMALE throws her legs over her head, and squeezes out her rectum (as if a flower is blooming). The males proceed to fornicate with the rectum while it is extracted.

A picture called "goatse" was posted on rotten.com back in 2002. In it was a weightlifting accident in which the weightlifter's rectum exploded out of his anus while attempting a squat exercise.

"That cum-farter is so loose that he/she can goatse."

"If you attempt to squat an excessive amount of weight, you will goatse."

by Skad8erateher May 8, 2009

goats

another name for malware (virus, spyware) on computers

Nathans computer was infected with goats from watching mass amounts of online pornographic videos.

by wierdo424 July 8, 2009

goatslut

Not actually a goat, but definatley a slut.

That bitch is nothing but an obnoxious goatslut.

by Effed November 7, 2003

separate the sheep from the goats

(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.

I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 5, 2004

Goatssechsschyre

The Ball-Shining capital of the world, it is a small Hamlet in northwestern England. It was first settled in the mid-to-late 13th century by the Zambian Reformists, a radical cult dedicated to the creation of Ball-Chowder. Ironically, the citizens of the town recognize a strict ban on Goatsex, the practice from which the it's name is derived.

Evan, I went on vacation to England over the break and saw a lot of cool stuff, but my parents wanted to go to some backwards hicktown called Goatssechsschyre. I hear all they do is eat Ball-Chowder...

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007