One eyed mud golem

A name for a mans penis that likes the same sex

Lets leave here, there is to many one eyed mud golems lurking.

by Thriftin December 27, 2016

The Great Gober Dina

A person who recites the Ten Commandments backwards in German while throwing up a blue dog toy from Albertsons in Canada right below the opposing partner's genitals. And after, proceed to take a great, steaming shit all over the partner's pet while singing Cape Town Races in swing tempo of 169.734643 Bpm EXACTLY. This can only be done once in every universal timeline, and the one who does it gets fucking died.

Man, ever heard of the legendary act of The Great Gober Dina? you'd be a legend if you accomplish that. That would be something to cross off my bucket list before I decide to get married.

by sexy hexy II October 9, 2022

Glerk

a film-geek clerk in a video store

I rented Transformers a few days ago. “It’s awesome,” said the glerk at the video store. “When Optimus Prime showed up, I like weeped.” -- James Lileks, 13-11-2007

by Alcofribas Nasier December 10, 2007

goiler

goiler - right now , being that I made it up, it has a very open area where a meaning can form, the meaning at this point, is a guy, who likes girls, and doesn't hang out with his guy friends any more because his girlfriend is taking all his time and this term is used by those who do not have a girlfriend to refer to a guy who does, doesn't indicate any sexual preference of the user of the word, and also basically just a random word to describe a friend who doesn't kick it anymore, because of a girl.

What a goiler Ace is being, he never chills anymore. Remember when we did that pool party? Ya he's a cool guy.

by thedervez October 26, 2011

by goder

A person associated with activities deemed to be for "rednecks". Common activities include coon hunting and tobacco chewing.

Irvin Joe jumped his 1985 Caddilac over a pond and was deemed a by goder.

by Joshie G May 24, 2008

Gofer

1. The mispelled way of Gopher.

2. A short annoying guidence counselor at a middle school

3. A short annoying guidence counselor at a middle school who looks like a gopher

Oh my god!! I saw Gofer Senpai today!! She's so annoying!

by 3.45a.m October 24, 2014

goblersnob

a condition where the nasel passages have been inflamed at birth as a result of being dropped face first to the floor.

Chris are you on medication for that goblersnob.

by Clint March 1, 2003