by panetta September 20, 2006
Get the urban gogglesmug. a phenomenon often observed by students at Oxford University - similar to beer goggles, but produced by prolonged periods in the library and a of lack of social interaction.
This lasts for up to 78 seconds after leaving the library and causes all girls, no matter how ugly, to appear dazzlingly attractive.
This lasts for up to 78 seconds after leaving the library and causes all girls, no matter how ugly, to appear dazzlingly attractive.
"I think that's why I really like Emma. She's always sat opposite me in Wadham library, and I often find myself thinking that I definitely wouldn't mind. It's the library goggles, I'm sure!"
"Oh my chunder. I've got the library goggles again. It's so tragic!"
"Oh my chunder. I've got the library goggles again. It's so tragic!"
by Wadhamite February 3, 2009
Get the library gogglesmug. The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead, usually by a person of albanian background.
Dennis: Yo come to my room i want to show you my rare albanian goggles.
Amanda: Okay..where are they?
Dennis: Get on your knees and close your eyes...i want to put them on you..
Amanda: hahaha ok....
Proceeds to put his balls on her face.
Dennis: (to his friends the next day) I gave her Albanian Goggles!
Amanda: Okay..where are they?
Dennis: Get on your knees and close your eyes...i want to put them on you..
Amanda: hahaha ok....
Proceeds to put his balls on her face.
Dennis: (to his friends the next day) I gave her Albanian Goggles!
by DeHeme November 26, 2009
Get the Albanian Gogglesmug. Noun: Someone who hangs their ski goggles from their rear view mirror in their car so they can make sure the whole world knows they ski or ride. They think it looks cool, but in reality it makes them look like a giant DOUCHE.
Guy 1: "Dude, this fucking douchebag is riding my ass, I think I should break check him.."
Guy 2: "Lemme see.....Ohhh hahaha hes a fucking goggle hanger!! Dude this guy is fucking sick!! hahaha Yea definitely break check that faggot."
Guy 1: Hahaha fucking goggle hanger.
Guy 2: "Lemme see.....Ohhh hahaha hes a fucking goggle hanger!! Dude this guy is fucking sick!! hahaha Yea definitely break check that faggot."
Guy 1: Hahaha fucking goggle hanger.
by DefinitelyDope November 27, 2013
Get the goggle hangermug. a pair of invisible goggles that magically appear when canibis is smoked. allowing the wearer to see an aura of happines around everything.
by POONANIPARTY February 16, 2015
Get the ganja gogglesmug. When you are living in a small town by the name of grafton,wv and when substantially hot girls are not available in said town, the guys throughout the town view the towns (on a scale of 1 to 10) 2's as 10"s.... thus resulting in grafton goggles.
HOLY SHIT!! Paul did you see that chick walk by...come on man really, hold on let me put my grafton goggles on...WOW damn she's fine.
by McBigOne December 26, 2009
Get the grafton gogglesmug. When a person has been single too long and is in an establishment where there is no attractive persons, they become attracted to everyone, their judgement is clouded by desperation rather than alcohol.
Similar effects to beer goggles but worst when the desperation has gone on for too long.
Similar effects to beer goggles but worst when the desperation has gone on for too long.
by Onsmashhhh November 30, 2011
Get the Desperate gogglesmug.