gneek

A word used to describe total embarrassment, dissmay or shock over something you've been informed. it's a word equivalent to gasping or cringing.

"You know Grandma died!"
"*cringe* Gneek! Really!?"

by Herowyn Beck September 18, 2005

Gnarkker

Somebody who rocks outloud with a sense of flare and nobility

"Dude, that chick is a total gnarkker; I think I should ask her out!"

by Samantha Sadler March 20, 2006

gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.

by herbicyde October 22, 2008

gnarketing

Gnarketing: The act of aligning a brand with a less than clean-cut teamrider/spokesperson/hanger-on, to promote the perception that the brand is anti-corporate, alternative, rule-breaking or otherwise just plain cool.

Person 1: Did you hear Sudsy Clean Bodywash is using John Smith in their new commercials?
Person 2: You mean the baseball player who hit an unpire in the face with his bat after that lousy call last week?
Person 1: Yeah, total gnarketing. All the angry guys will be backing that brand now.

by BBPR July 10, 2009

Gerkini

A Gerkini is an expression used when you encounter a man with a penis that is the size or smaller than an actual Gerkin Pickle. Gerkini can be used to name the penis, or the man who has a small penis.

"I just had an evening with the Gerkini" or

"His junk reminded me of a gerkini"

by focus2007 May 23, 2010

Gnerg

A day of festivity for the people of Narnia, celebrating their victory over the coffee trees of Eastern Indonesia. Named after the state capital of Congladesh.

Hey man, wanna grab a drink?
Nah, i'm celebrating Gnerg.

by LordMarlon January 24, 2011

Gnarkled

to get completely and utterly OWNED.

"Nicky was gnarkled by Taylor's big mac eating abilities."

by stella9191 October 4, 2011