A sport where you can be a professional athlete who can bench press 300lbs and do 100 sit-ups and still suck. A sport where power is not needed, but skill and practice. Manages to be the most infuriating game you'll ever play, and a joy to behold all in the course of one round.
by Archie2K April 17, 2004
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Bob bent over as he prepared to play anal golf with Jenni.
Jenni would like to play anal golf with Bob.
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by Bruce_au March 26, 2008
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A fun, challenging, often vomit-inducing college sport. The rules are simple. Players travel to 18 bars (the front and back 9 may be played on separate nights), and an hour (or half-hour if you want to make it intense) is allotted for each bar. Teams of 1 lady and 1 gentlemen are set up and score cards are distributed. Par is set ahead of time for each bar and you must drink to reduce strokes. Different drinks can be valued differently (i.e., a beer= -1 stroke, singles= -2, doubles= -3, long islands= -4, etc). Puking yields a +5 penalty. Golf attire is mandatory.
Bar One (Par 5): Joe drinks a long island iced tea (-4) and Sally drinks a double sprite and vodka (-3). Total: -7 + 5 = -2.
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Bar Nine (Par 4): Joe and Sally decide bar golf is the most brutal game they've ever played.
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Bar Nine (Par 4): Joe and Sally decide bar golf is the most brutal game they've ever played.
by johnslegg April 19, 2009
Get the bar golf mug.Founder of the Fore Horsemen along with "Hole In One" Barry Darsow, Booker Tee, and Golfdust. His most famous move was his finisher, the Tiger Woods Driver 91. He was killed in a Casket Match when his opponent, The Nudertaker, killed him with a ten-ton dildo while holding him in the Naked Rear Lock.
by Evil Zak September 23, 2003
Get the Golfberg mug.Cowardly, weak, lame, unfortunate, unskilled, fragile, afraid (especially of personal contact or collision), often used in hyphenation with the subject as in golfy-stick to describe an automatic transmission. Dressed as one would to play golf as in bright primary colors especially pants. Wearing an item like this with another outfit. "That bright hoodie doesn't go with that uniform. It's golfy."
Antonyms: tough, skilled, hard-nosed, fearless, courageous
Antonyms: tough, skilled, hard-nosed, fearless, courageous
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I can't believe that soccer team was so golfy. They didn't challenge for the ball the entire game.
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How pathetic to put headers on a car with a golfy-stick.
Why would you attract attention to yourself when you are driving a golfy-stick.
They were an otherwise golfy person, but they joined the Navy and were courageous in battle.
I can't believe that soccer team was so golfy. They didn't challenge for the ball the entire game.
That team's parents are so golfy. They canceled the soccer game because it was raining.
How pathetic to put headers on a car with a golfy-stick.
Why would you attract attention to yourself when you are driving a golfy-stick.
They were an otherwise golfy person, but they joined the Navy and were courageous in battle.
by TheNewLexicon February 16, 2019
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by wodawick November 22, 2009
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