GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Hope you get spoilt rotten

To be treated with excessive indulgence, often to the point of being overly pampered or demanding to a birthday wish it means hoping that a person is treated to a day of excessive kindness, generosity or pampering

Happy birthday, hope you get spoilt rotten

by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2025

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by Adujasty343 July 18, 2025

I hope you get Sepsis

When your hb loads 1TB of rule 34 on your chromebook, and it pisses you off

Jon: nigga, what did you do to my chromebook when I was gone...

Dan: I loaded 1TB of Rule 34 on it!

Jon: I hope you get Sepsis...

by BigBoyEatz July 31, 2025

Get down where you sit down

Get down where you sit down is an idiomatic expression originating in African American Vernacular English.

To confront or fight immediately, without delay or change of location.

Aye cuh, I heard you were talking mess? get down where you sit down!

by KhyTheGuy August 22, 2025

What do you get out of doing that

Do you feel better about your religion or something? THAT is what I want to have a therapist explain.

Hym "Does it make them feel better about it happening to them? What do you get out of doing that? It's gotta be something along those lines."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025