I hope you get Sepsis

When your hb loads 1TB of rule 34 on your chromebook, and it pisses you off

Jon: nigga, what did you do to my chromebook when I was gone...

Dan: I loaded 1TB of Rule 34 on it!

Jon: I hope you get Sepsis...

by BigBoyEatz July 31, 2025

July 29th, 2023

A very fucked up day.

Joe: I- i- I can't believe my son died...

Pete: yeah... least it's not July 29th, 2023...

by BigBoyEatz July 29, 2025

I SHUMMM??!

A variant of the phrase: "I want some"

When your homie whips out a good snack, or when you see something freaky.

Matt: I have some doritos, would you like s-

John: I SHUMMM??!

by BigBoyEatz August 09, 2025

Diffin'

Masturbating so loud it makes a "dff dff dff!"sounding like that of a machinegun.

Holy shit! Do you hear Marcus in the bathroom? He's Diffin' like crazy! It's so loud!

by BigBoyEatz March 02, 2025

Nugbutt

When a big ball of shit is lodged between the asscheeks.

Jeff: So Matt, I go to scratch my ass when I get up, get my whole hand in there, it comes out with a big ball of shit on it!

Matt: Nugbutt has claimed another victim...

by BigBoyEatz June 26, 2025

Bingy

A penis that hangs down, no balls behind it.

Mark: Man, I was at the urinal today and I look over... John has a total bingy!

Jonas: NO WAY! Lucky fuck...

by BigBoyEatz June 25, 2025

Poob Ass

When your shit is so sticky you cannot wipe it out with toilet paper.

Jerry: I got Poob Ass today, I had to get in the shower and grab the shit out of my ass and stomp it down the drain!

Mike: No way. But, what the fuck did you eat?!

by BigBoyEatz July 12, 2025