Furtle

The act of being really slow, like a turtle, and can't remember what they just did, like a fish.

Hence, Furlte

Wow, that was so furtle. You just said you were going to watch tv, but you don't remember.

by kcider January 4, 2011

fuhrealogy

an unescapable, suddenly obvious truth, that is so profound that it would take no less than three Hollywood films to explain it properly.

That concert was so hype it was a fuhrealogy!
Man, I can't even tell you how fierce that fight was, it was a fuhrealogy!

by tipsybizmark February 21, 2011

Furting

Something that's "firkin hurting"
Pronounced : firting

Owww, that knee is furting like mad.

by Aletal May 10, 2018

My Fuhrer

Used as a term to call your loved one your leader, or in a calling someone you know dominant. Or some other shit that is extremely fucked up.

Shelly: Brock...
Brock: Yes Shelly.
Shelly: Will you be my Fuhrer.
Brock: ...
Shelly: what Brock, you don't feel dominant.
Brock: I'm jewish Shelly...
Shelly: Come on Brock, take a joke already.
Brock: Hitler worshiping satanistic fuck!
Shelly: We're breaking up... And btw I hate your parents and you, and your dog you lock in your basement.

by WileyN14 November 3, 2016

Fuhrerbunker

A place you go to when you're royally screwed....

Bush went to the fuhrerbunker when Obama won the election

If school lasts much longer I'll head there to....

by ImRichardNixonBitch May 13, 2009

Furtadoish

Really stupid since everyone hates Nelly Furtado anyway. Don't go stealin' Nelly's name ! U SUCK

This Matth h/w is so furtadoish

by Myshele March 26, 2004

furtz

its a word you say when you drop a very smelling fart

-hey justin i just dropped a furtz

- damnit again! you fucker

by *dogstar* August 29, 2007