fagus

1. Another name for a young christian who refuses to believe sex makes babies.

2. A variation of the name fag.

1. A fagus: God exists, it's proven.
Non-christian: No, go away.
A fagus: But I'm saying the truth, he created me!
Non-christian: No, your mom and dad had sex.
A fagus: NONSENSE! Life is a miracle created by the God!

2. God, you're such a fagus!

by yorine September 16, 2008

Internet Fungus

Internet fungus (N): one who habitually uses a PC for 3 hours or more, kind of like they are growing mold on the computer.

There are many habitual Internet Funguses that can be found in the public library, refusing to leave when someone else wants to use the computer.

by Dave Hultgren February 20, 2004

Fuck Fungus

Dirty fungus that appears on the ceiling after you have had sex for way too long in the shower. It more often appears as yellow dots. Please clean this up immediately, for it is incredibly disgusting. If left for too long it can be toxic.

Aww gawd, you got your Fuck Fungus all over me!

by digitalpacman December 13, 2008

fucus

Mental focus or concentration used to prolong sex.

Stress at work is totally affecting my fucus, I couldn't even stay hard last night

by DangerDales October 21, 2010

Fukushima'ed

When something is well and truly stuffed and/or beyond repair.
Can also be used to describe a state of exhaustion or lack of energy.

Sorry Frank, I can't attend your BBQ. Just got back from a 5km run and I'm fukushima'ed.

After returning to the mechanic, Johnny was informed that his car was basically fuckushima'ed.

by Huslor April 3, 2011

Furgus

The sexy meat ginger you will ever see that you just want to grab and shag every time you see his sexy face 🥵

Get in my bed furgus

by Fingermybumme May 9, 2020

dungus-fungus

another word for shrooms because as we all know mushrooms is fungus and it grows on poop

lookie lookie bro i scored us some dungus-fungus
dude wtf you those grow on cow shit right?

by P∑Ω¡sMuƒƒan October 1, 2009