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wii want fries 

A phrase to be chanted during Wii bowling when a player gets a split. If the split is picked up, the expectation is that the bowler will purchase french fries for the other competitors.
-Oh shit, I've got a 7-10 split.
-Wii want fries! Wii want fries! Wii want fries!
wii want fries by Whiskeynick January 11, 2007

National Ceiling Fries Day 

Today's the day you go up to Nick White and tell him he has sexy ceiling fries.
Anybody: AYE Nick sexy ceiling fries ;)
National Ceiling Fries day can be anyday of the year, just say it whenever

freedom fries

When you think you're a free living American blooded well...American.
Eat your freedom fries you lousy ingrate or I'll send ya to Cuba.
freedom fries by Apryl May 13, 2003

Indonesian Fries 

French Fries that are made from the finest Indonesian potatoes, and then cooked for three years over high heat, then cooled for five years. They are very rare in the western hemisphere and even in Indonesia. they are only made by the few remaining clans people who had the recipe handed down to them. Few roadside snack carts sell them but they`ll cost you alot.
While I was in Indonesia I bought Indonesian Fries and then could no longer afford my ticket home, but they tasted so dern good!

jesus fries 

When a person shits in the toilet, and the shit pieces float (or fall) together to make a cross, which the shitter than proceeds to worship. Or, if they do not believe in Christianity or God, they curse their shit pieces and proceed to claim their own one true prophet See Mormon Fries.
And behold, there in the water, was the one true magic, the very source of my worship...

Jesus Fries?

You're goddamn right, Jesus Fries, baby!
jesus fries by Trevor Whitecliff February 12, 2008

bobbing for french fries

Referring to an individual with horrific facial skin problems.
Ewww.....looks like that guy has been bobbing for french fries (while still being cooked in hot oil).