Fort-Meade Fever

A generic term for a government-sponsored computer virus designed to surveil, search, seize, corrupt, disrupt, or destroy free speech work product or free speech activities. The term references Fort Meade, the Headquarters of the US National Security Agency (NSA).

Help! I criticized my government's domestic spying program and now my computer has come down with a case of Fort-Meade Fever.

by American_Civil_Rights_Guy_USA January 19, 2013

Fort Knoxing

When the anus clamps shut during anal sex, prohibiting the penis from insertion.

"He's Fort Knoxing again recently... I think it's stress from his job as a go-go dancer."

by Puffin415 July 24, 2013

Fort Nom

A household which consists of people who resist societal pressures to only cook completely healthy food, and celebrate their defiance (hence "Fort"). The main aim of their cooking is to produce plenty of great-tasting food (hence "Nom"), rather than nutritious, balanced, healthy, or faddish food.

Sunday afternoon is baking time at Fort Nom! Be here in 30 minutes for Bacon & Maple syrup cupcakes!

by Matti Matti Matti January 5, 2014

fort up

The act of playing fortnite, the popular 2017 multiplayer video game, with your squad.

“Let’s fort up for squad!”

“Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?

I’’m going to be at home chilling, gonna fort up with the squad”

by LLSnoozeday January 21, 2018

Fort-shitting

Sitting on the toilet while playing the game Fortnite on your phone, tablet, or laptop/pc.

Chad: Dude stop calling me.
Brady: Why?
Chad: I'm Fort-shitting right now.
Brady: You better win!

by bigpapihere June 14, 2018

fort knife

When people choose to mock Fortnite and Say "Fort knife"

1. Everybody plays Fort-knife these days
2. "Do you play Pub-g?" No I play Fort knife

by Turtles R awesome July 1, 2018

Fort Hoe

A kid (typically boy) that is addicted to fortnite.

Girl 1: Ricky Mistretta is such a lil bitch!
Girl 2: Right?! He is such a fort hoe!
Girl 1: He needs JESUS

by shjdhdbdjs July 11, 2018