isolation fog

1. The cause of one's inability to remember what day, week or month it is after a week or so straight of being on "Shelter At Home" orders . May also cause people to forget to shower or wear pants or which direction is which.

2. The thing my brain has been living in since this pandemic quarantine started.

I forgot this Sunday was Easter Sunday because my brain is living in an isolation fog.

by Mysteh April 10, 2020

Fog lights

Auxiliary lighting on most new vehicles that is to be used when the road is obscured by fog, snow or locust swarm. Also known as Loser Lights when turned on during the day or the weather is nice and sunny.

Losers are easy to spot these days, just go for a drive in clear weather and check how many fog lights are turned on. They are then known as loser lights and are the signature move of that group.

by Rykoshea September 1, 2020

Travel FOGS

Travel Fear of Getting Screwed - anxiety about getting screwed on price when planning a trip or vacation.

I have been trying to book this trip for a couple of days. I just cannot commit due to Travel FOGS. Maybe there is a better deal?

by xtremerange2 May 23, 2023

Poon-Fog

When a friend or co-worker gets engaged, married or has a new girlfriend and you enter the "Poon-Fog". Where you forget everything you once knew for a period of time.
Learning becomes impossible.

DUDE SHAKE OFF THE POON-FOG!

You can't think straight or get anything right! jeez!

by Homer-Buda August 10, 2018

Fag Fog

The large cloud of fruity smelling vapor emanating from the yap of a douche flute addict.

Lucky for me I can't see your gay face through that giant plume of fag fog

The bigger the cloud of fag fog the gayer the douche fluter be.

by Lunicus May 23, 2019

Meat Fog

How you feel right after Thanksgiving Dinner. And the day after.

“That was one amazing meal - but I’m in a serious Meat Fog right now. Time for a nap!”

by Urban D Bro October 6, 2018

vagina fog

The state of madness a man enters when he is entranced and motivated by nothing more than sleeping with a woman. Also known as Ovarian mist.

Friend 1: I tried to get John to come play ball with us again but ever since he met Karen he's been acting strange and distant.

Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.

by hax0rmort October 11, 2019