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Meat Fog

How you feel right after Thanksgiving Dinner. And the day after.
“That was one amazing meal - but I’m in a serious Meat Fog right now. Time for a nap!”
by Urban D Bro October 6, 2018
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Poon-Fog

When a friend or co-worker gets engaged, married or has a new girlfriend and you enter the "Poon-Fog". Where you forget everything you once knew for a period of time.
Learning becomes impossible.
DUDE SHAKE OFF THE POON-FOG!

You can't think straight or get anything right! jeez!
by Homer-Buda August 10, 2018
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Fag Fog

The large cloud of fruity smelling vapor emanating from the yap of a douche flute addict.
Lucky for me I can't see your gay face through that giant plume of fag fog

The bigger the cloud of fag fog the gayer the douche fluter be.
by Lunicus May 23, 2019
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Shoppers Fog

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.
There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.
by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010
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vagina fog

The state of madness a man enters when he is entranced and motivated by nothing more than sleeping with a woman. Also known as Ovarian mist.
Friend 1: I tried to get John to come play ball with us again but ever since he met Karen he's been acting strange and distant.

Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.
by hax0rmort October 11, 2019
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Fog Horn

A Fog horn is when you pepper spray a girl, and she proceeds to suck you off.
Yo dude, sarah totally let me fog horn her last night.
by ELiTeWEEEeeeenfhewiuhiuwehlkhi December 6, 2018
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fogged window

When a girl with glasses is giving a guy a blow job and he nuts on her glasses and makes her wear them.
" bro, I was fucking this hot girl with glasses last night and I totally gave her a fogged window"
by Lavenderjonesxclamanix November 7, 2017
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