To Flander

To mess something up beyond repair; to deny logic and common sense in an action

Man, I don't know how but he sure manages to Flander anything he touches.

by Lord Bundrick February 26, 2008

flounder

no no no you guys. a flounder is when you put your non erected penis on a girls face and flop it around, sort of like a slap with your dick. this can also be called fish out of water.

"i was sitting there on the couch, and she was asleep so i gave her a flounder."

by dannyisjesus December 26, 2005

Funderstatement

A contraction of "fucking" and "understatement", aka, a fucking understatement.

No shit, that's a funderstatement.

by Kaylawayla April 26, 2005

Funderburk

also known as "Funderfuck"
Mrs. Funderfuck is a lizzard who thinks that the Germans bombed pearl harbor....

Mrs. Funderburk needs to be mauled

by BURN!!!!! October 8, 2003

flounder

To give one's own self head. Auto-fellatio.

Steve has been taking yoga classes to increase his flexibility. Since he can't get any, he wants to be able to flounder.

by flounder founder April 23, 2009

Flounder

Female who is average in skills and activity when it comes to sexual intercourse.

She may still be a bottom feeder, but she definitely shows signs of life unlike a stalefish. However, she isn't quite up to par with salmon status.

Kevin: Rumor has you you and Kate did the nasty last weekend? How is she?

Jon: Keep this on the DL, but she's a flounder. Not bad, but nothing too special.

by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010

funder

fun thunder,its like thunder but its less dangerous and more fun

Mommy can i go play in the funder

by eric fool September 5, 2003