Flower Fountain 

your missus vagina

All my joy is to feel life spring from your flower fountain.

Flower Fountain by fanny flaps May 16, 2022

Turtle Flower 

Tis Cabbages.

A:hmm .... you like turtle flowers?
B: what are those
A: cabbages
B:What the fuck are you talking about, we are in the middle of a hearthsurgery... snap out of it.

Turtle Flower by SneakySorrow August 20, 2021

Im a flower 

1= You have 2 side your petals wither and thrithe (happy,sad) And in darkness you die sunlight you grow.
2= You cheat.

1= Stephen: Im a flower.
2= Sam: Im a flower
Andrew:why did you cheat on me?!
Sam:Coz ur fat and ugly and ANNOYING.

Im a flower by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 11, 2009

flower sniffer 

The act of a male sniffing or licking a womens pubes during intercourse. While doing this, he rolls his tongue around while acting as if he enjoys the stench

Dude, I'm Tori B's main flower sniffer

flower sniffer by TBOWZ December 29, 2009

mother flower 

Mother flower is a term that is used to filter out the profanity of the word mother fucker or motha fucka

The mother flower jacked all my goods.

mother flower by Sally Wally November 10, 2008

bib flower 

a bib flower is a cute five petaled flower named by @pottedplanets on tik tok

i like your bib flower shirt!

bib flower by dollclothes August 17, 2020

wet bologna flower 

A term used to discribe a woman's privates that have been severly overused, unwashed, and/or mistreated to the extent of resembling a wilting hibiscus constructed out of prossessed meat by-products.

The hooker's twat looked like a wet bologna flower.

wet bologna flower by Lizz L September 16, 2008