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may flower kids

Okay so basically no one likes them and you DON’T wanna be one of them. It’s a kid who sells may flowers and maybe that sounds normal but oh god no if you going near a May flower kid your life is over. You gonna be mentally instable and scared for your whole life. So STAY AWAY FROM THE KIDS WITH THE FLOWERS OR YOU NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO NEXT YEAR! IF YOU SEE THEM RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR THEY WILL ASK YOU “Do YoU wAnT tO buY mAy FlOwErS?” And I promise you not gonna make it. Thanks.
May flower kids , they just go around with a green bag and trying to sell stupid plastic flowers to you.
by Majblommehataren April 19, 2019
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Badass Flower Child

Someone who looks or acts like a badass but has a nice sweet side. She doesn’t take shit from anyone but will help someone in need. She’s a badass with a slightly girly side. She knows who she is and doesn’t have to prove it to anyone.
Damn that girl is a badass.

Nah she’s a badass flower child man
by ☀️🖤 October 22, 2020
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dead flower policy

The act of cutting off initiating communication to see if someone is actually interested in you and will initiate with you.

You continuously water a flower and it never blooms for you.
"I was tired of being the only one to reach out so I inacted the Dead Flower Policy"
by Phylldoe November 10, 2020
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Super flower blood moon eclipse

A ninjutsu where a bunch of roses compressed together the size of a moon cover the sun and the rose petals shoot out killing people and the moon made of roses absorbs the corpses blood. This requires dozens of Shinobi and huge amounts of chakra.
Ninja art super flower blood moon eclipse!
by Zach7512 May 26, 2021
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Boi Flowerologist

Those guys are studying Boi Flowers. They must be Boi Flowerologists.
by Boi Flowerologist July 13, 2022
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Brazilian Flopper

"Brazilian Flopper" also known as professional Brazilian football player "Neymar" is a term joked by many football fans and social media for Neymar's outrageous dives while playing professionalized football. It is also known to be criticizing him for overreacting on a dive, even though it could be a minor dive, thinking that Neymar would be "overreacting".
John: Do you know who ghosts in Saudi and is a Brazilian Flopper?

Chris: Who is it?
John: ITS THE BRAZILIAN NEYMAR!!!
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 18, 2023
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Porta-Potty Flower Child

When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.
Porta-Potty Flower Child-When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.
Brooks was conceived in a Porta-Potty at Woodstock by Hippie Parents.
by DottedWatermelon February 3, 2015
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