floofy

Noun.
Used in reference to a man's butt, the perfect balance between flat and poofy: the perfect butt.

Girl 1: "OMG look at Tom's butt!!"
Girl 2: "That sure is a floofy if I've ever seen one."
Girl 1: "I haven't seen a floofy like that since Channing Tatum in The Vow!"
Girl 2: "Thank God for Olympic diving."

by Ass Kisser August 30, 2013

floof

To err, to blunder, to screw up.

Oh my gawd, I really floofed when I wrote that bad check.

by TXLogic March 20, 2011

flake flake floomph

A small, light Cornflake-like dried bugger that falls from the nose and floats effortlessly to the ground.

Dude, you just floated a flake flake floomph.

by Brian April 15, 2003

floofenshtowza

another way of saying penis, or dick, or shlong, or tally wacker, or chud

that dumb bitch as a tiny floofenshtowza

by yims October 17, 2009

floofy tail

Furry term denoting a very soft amiable male/female furry ass/vagina. (possibly both in the case of female furry)

"That is one nice piece of floofy tail." floofy tail

by Jay_the_Dead February 21, 2018

Floofy

A male's butt that has the perfect amont of flatness and poofiness - not too flat, and not too poofy! Can be used as an adjective or a noun.

(n)
Chris Evans has a floofy.
(adv)
Tom Daley's butt is so floofy!

by Singeatsleep August 7, 2012

floofer

A half-drunk, completely obnoxious, annoying chic.

According to Matt, floofers are girls like Kim and Kris anytime they begin consuming too much alcohol

by Kris August 11, 2004