flap jack

when a man lifts a womans or fat kids tit and watch's as it flops saying "FLAP JACK"

"Dude did you see that girls boob bounce when I gave her that flap jack"

by frank the fat kid tom July 24, 2007

Phillipino Flap Jack

A sexual act that only requires two sexual partners. Usually the female will take a ping pong paddle, tennis racket or any oval shaped object and shove it up the males bum. He will then proceed to defecate a plate producing flap jack shaped feces. The female can either enjoy this meal alone or share it with her partner.

Chloe: John can we please make Phillipino Flap Jacks tonight

John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.

Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!

by Facawi November 23, 2010

flapjacket

a slang term for vagina

ian: dude, remember that girl from my little brother's birthday party? i saw her flapjacket!

eric: i envy you, you're such a sexbeast.

by e*rex January 13, 2004

e-flap-jack-ass-ulation

A really weird word for the name Jack.

hey there, e-flap-jack-ass-ulation.

by dafhadf December 9, 2008

Fapjack

Someone who spends ridiculous amounts of time on jerking off

He's such a fapjack

by ThatGeckO May 26, 2018

flap jack

when a guy shoots his load on his womans back, lets it dry, then peels it off and feeds it to the chick.

"dude i totally gave sally a flap jack last night"

by robgards September 17, 2007

Flapjacker

1. A large, burly gay man who takes pleasure in raping small straight men.

2. A homosexual male who converts heterosexuals struggling with their sexual identity, into full blown homosexuals.

I just got reamed by a Flapjacker. Not only will I need my ass stitched back together, but I'll need to see a therapist as well, because the whole ordeal was so psychologically tramatizing.

by Peter McFucknuckles March 1, 2007