dill funk

A bad smell for your dick when not cleaning it well.

Dude Bill was talking about how he had some bad dill funk.

by Mr. Wiggles June 27, 2004

p-funk

1. n. 19070- present day funk band parliment funkadelic under the direction of George Clinton, which at one point had a membership of 150.
2. n. Pure funk, uncut, unmixed; an example would be James Brown "Make it Funky" or "Flashlight" by Parliment Funkadelic.
3. n. Plainfield funk, being that much of the band is from Plainfield NJ, and much of it still resides there.

Make my funk the P-Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get funked up.
I want the bomb,
I want the P-Funk
I want my funk uncut.
Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get funked up.

by L-Trane W. January 13, 2006

fjuck

Fjuck comes from the misspelling of the word "fuck". Normally misspelled when someone is extremely mad, and typing fast.

Omg taht FJUCKING noob!

Oh ya? WEL FJUCK YU!

by Darkcow153 July 6, 2005

Funk Ninja

Funk Ninja's also have an inhuman tolerance for alcohol.

14 beers, no phase.

by Funky February 13, 2003

Machine Gun Funk

Indiscriminately jizzing all over a female

"Yo Luchi bro, did you end up boning that chic?" - Dave
"Nah, bypassed the BJ too. Just hit her with the machine gun funk." - Luchi

by Ampa Lamps May 11, 2013

Funk-Hop

A type of music thats got your body grooving to the tune, but then also has your head bobbing to the beat.

Yo man you guys gonna go check out that band Raoul Duke tonight, they got a good sound with a banging beat its like some sort of funk-hop.

by Jay Blaze May 7, 2008

Uptown Funk

See 'music induced headaches'.

I swear, if I had a nickel for every time I heard Uptown Funk play on the radio, I would have enough money to completely bail the U.S. out of its debt to China.

by PurplePenguin007 August 8, 2015