salad fingers

Possibly the most disturbing "person"/cartoon i have ever watched, but at the same time, really cool. He lives in a post apocalyptic type world with a tim burton feel to it. he is mentally insane and probably is a schizophrenic. he enjoys rubbing himself with nettles, making himself bleed, and rusty objects, like rusty spoons, a rusty kettle, and the rusty bars of a cage. his only "friends" are his finger puppets and the hairs he finds in the hairs he finds in a panic room or somthing. the only living things he has ever met are a boy who has rusty spoons in his house, a girl who is the only other person to talk instead of scream, a boy that climbs into salad finger's oven to get a fish but the oven closes and kills the kid, a guy who tries to get into salad finger's house by banging his head against the door but kills himself, and a "boy" with stitches and an indent in his head who kidnaps salad fingers. he had a brother kenneth who probably died in the great war, but saladfingers finds half of a corpse when he is digging and thinks it is kenneth. he also finds a toy horse which he pretends to ride on. in his house there is a radio that he listens to a night so he can listen to the great war. for some reason it talks and asks salad fingers to give back the hairs he found.

salad fingers: "hubert cumberdale, fancy seeing you here."
(hubert cumberdale makes that loud shrieking sound and walks away).

by Just Shut Up February 4, 2009

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fingering

things girls do for pleasure. they stick two fingers in their pussy, and jerk around until they orgasm.

julia wanted to explore her pussy for the first time. she took off her black leggings. she placed her hands on her knees and spread her legs wide open. julia has always heard her friends talking about fingering themselves. so she wanted to try. she remembers them saying it was the second hole, not the pee hole. she ran her pointer finger down, feeling around for the hole. finally found it. “here we go” she thought. so she inserted her finger inside her hole. she didn’t feel anything at first, so she slowly sunk her finger deeper, and deeper. she took her fingertip and massaged the walls of her pussy. it felt so good that she let out a small moan. she could see the hype now. she slowly pushed her finger more in and faster. she wanted more so she took the finger out, and tried the middle and pointer finger at once. she jerked her fingers in and out, moaning louder and louder each time. she didn’t care if her parents heard. she did it faster and faster. “UHH. YES OH YES YESSS.” she screamed. “OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING” she screamed as she jerked her fingers in farther. she started to hear footsteps coming down the hall, but she didn’t care. she pushed her fingers in harder and hit her g-spot. she screamed in pleasure as she started to have an orgasm. her body shook in joy. she mom swung open the door, only to see her there with her fingers inside her deep pussy. julia climaxed, and squirted all over the carpet and her mother’s shoes.

by imsohornyareyou April 3, 2020

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Finger Slipped

When you're playing Save the World and a idiotic scammers excuse is that "his finger slipped"

Owner of Island: Alright I got edits on the box. 3. 2. 1.
Scammer: *Scammer grabs weapons and runs to other guys guns*
Owner of Island: What do you think you're doing?
Scammer: I'm so sorry man I was eating KFC because my mom owns it and the grease got all over my clothes, my controller, my hair, and my hand.
Owner of Island: So you're FINGER SLIPPED?
Scammer: I guess.

by huanghu October 12, 2018

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