Charles was scrolling Facebook the other day and stumbled on Bob's new profile picture, which looked absolutely nothing like him. "What the F is that and who am I looking at?" Charles exclaimed. "Bobby is totally unrecognizable and a little bit nuts. IRL he looks like a high-school janitor but on Facebook he's a supermodel! Bob is definitely a Filter Loon." Charles logged off and went for a walk.
by Uncle Joosie January 02, 2023
When someone has the maximum effects of filters on (social media). It can also be used in the singular “filter” way as an expression.
I see you have your filters on 100.
It is very noticeable to me that you have a filter on 100.
Filters on 💯… take it down a notch, you’re delulu
It is very noticeable to me that you have a filter on 100.
Filters on 💯… take it down a notch, you’re delulu
by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023
Filtration fucking, or also known as filter fucking is the newest trend amongst people born 1997-2005.
Rather than traditional dating or true casual dating men and women alike will grab onto the nearest person who checks their boxes and no matter how perfect, if they don’t appease them in bed, then they aren't worthy! They will filter them out to be replaced quickly!
They call this dating when its really the worst king of hooking up with extra steps
Rather than traditional dating or true casual dating men and women alike will grab onto the nearest person who checks their boxes and no matter how perfect, if they don’t appease them in bed, then they aren't worthy! They will filter them out to be replaced quickly!
They call this dating when its really the worst king of hooking up with extra steps
P1: Oh my God Rebecca was insane in bed last night!
P2: How many bodies?
P1: She said 3, but was really talented
P2: BRO RUN SHES FILTER FUCKING YOU
P2: How many bodies?
P1: She said 3, but was really talented
P2: BRO RUN SHES FILTER FUCKING YOU
by RottenCreamCheese January 30, 2025
My new lady friend is covered in body dandruff, therefor i must install my SLEEPY MAN NOSE FILTER PRIOR TO HAVING SEX with this lovely woman.
by gatordick November 24, 2023
When someone describes themselves as "having no filter" what they really mean is "I'm a massive cunt but you can't get angry at me because I find myself funny"
They also get angry when you call them out for being a cunt and often get really upset when you are a cunt to them.
They also get angry when you call them out for being a cunt and often get really upset when you are a cunt to them.
Person A: "hahaha that guy got hit by a car that's pretty funny"
Person B: "wtf is wrong with you?"
Person A: "I just have no filter haha I'm so random like that"
Person B: "wtf is wrong with you?"
Person A: "I just have no filter haha I'm so random like that"
by Pissedoffwithshittypeople February 08, 2021
The mild self-delusion that your unanswered emails are actually going into the recipient's spam folder.
A: Didn't you already email her?
B: Yeah, but what if she didn't get it? I'd better call.
A: That's a filter hope, B.
B: Yeah, but what if she didn't get it? I'd better call.
A: That's a filter hope, B.
by subsubsublibrarian October 08, 2011
by Shaggytron April 04, 2018