Filipino breakfast

Derived from many expats who have spent time in the Philippines, it is defined as “a blowie and a nap”.
It would be great to end Father’s Day with a Filipino breakfast.
by KindOfaBigDeal6969 June 17, 2025
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Filipino Hot Pocket

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.
Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.
by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025
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Angry Filipino

A husband or boyfriend is forced to witness his wife/girlfriend getting fucked by some dude who then removed his dick from her vagina and swabs it across the upper lip of the husband/boyfriend, and te goes back to fucking her.
Man, what a wild night! I was railing Christine when I noticed her boyfriend was witnessing in shock. I pulled out and delivered an angry Filipino, and went back to finishing the task at hand
by Carroll69 July 23, 2022
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Filipino Three Pointer

When you stand over a girl then jack off and the cum lands in her midair pussy three times straight
Yo bro i did a filipino three pointer from the roof on vanessa last night!
by bdriggy September 28, 2025
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Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.
Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.
by old observer April 16, 2023
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shifty filipino

A shifty filipino guard is typically someone who’s very agile and has alot of fluidity in basketball. 99 finish. (extra points if they’re relatives or if they came straight from the philippines) their most common names are rams, allen, joshua, jake, RJ and more
“yo guard him!”
nah bro, thats a shifty filipino
by tonybone April 3, 2024
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Filipino Thunder

An obscure sex position where the male chants Filipino poems while the female imitates thunderclaps.
"Yo, were Macey and Harris Filipino Thundering last night?"

"Yeah man, and their parents were in."
by Logicalthinking June 5, 2018
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