figured young lady

a nicer way for a man to call a woman chunky

"That well figured young lady over there is busting at the seams. someone should buy her new pants!"

by markofthetiger March 2, 2016

Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

father figure

Holding 4 fingers up

U have no bitches and no father figure

by SmileMask August 17, 2022

jaktion figures

The proper term for playing with soyjak characters on the internet.

"THEY'RE JAKTION FIGURES! NOT DOLLJAKS!"

by guest456546 November 29, 2024

Figure it out

I'm glad you're finally ready to admit that you're just trying to torture me by trying to get me to solve a null-proposition while I sit here and die from whatever is causing the pressure in my skull.

A fucking retard "Figure it out."

Hym "There's nothing to figure out so if you don't stop harassing me I'm going to murder as many kids as possible."

by Hym Iam June 8, 2025

father figure

a figure who acts like a male parent those without one are mostly roasted and called "fatherless"

your a cowboys fan get a father figure before talking

by lolyourtrash March 8, 2023

Your parental figure

A respectful alternative to "your mom" but for people with parents that are not female or don't go by "mom"

person 1: Your mom
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒

by uneryio October 17, 2021