The Rusty Fiddle

When an older man grinds (clothed or nude) on a younger specimen; usually underaged.

(Man talking to a group of kids)
"Hey, you kids wanna ride the rusty fiddle?"

by Sweet Randall March 10, 2014

Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 09, 2011

Rusting Fiddles

When you dip your fingers In peanut butter and rub a girl's vagina like you're playing a fiddle.

I'd give you some nice rusting fiddles

by flalfal March 28, 2019

First fiddle energy

Someone that is a leader, confident, ambitious, and self assured. An Alpha personality, capable of anything. A person that goes after exactly what they want, never settling in life or for second place.

She has what I like to call "first fiddle energy" only. California Widow stopped filling in on synths in other bands because she's a lead singer and only has time for first fiddle energy only.

by California Widow February 21, 2024

Fiddling with the hogs

Ian Beckstead was fiddling with the hogs on thursday afternoon.

Fiddling with the hogs means to play with the nuts in a pleasurable way.

by aq_ua March 31, 2023

Fiddle-Gagging

fiddle gagging or fiddle gag can be arranged in any way in any sentence! it has no true definition besides the context of the sentence you use it in.

"stop your fiddle-gagging!!"
"god I cant wait to fiddle gag with you.."

by fiddle-gagger December 15, 2023

Kiddy-Fiddling

The act of pedophilia.

"Oh yeah tom was Kiddy-Fiddling the Louis's Kid"
"Fucking hell he's disgusting"

by The Honorable Lord Razikof May 25, 2022