Feckwanker

A term typically used in Ireland denotes an idiot of sorts, a term for someone who you could not care less for

Jim: "hey paul why werent you at my birthday party last week??"

Paul: "oh it was your birthday..i didnt even care because you are such a Feckwanker"

by kingolo August 22, 2009

Feckanin

A word defining a male eating some otrher males penis and eating his own chode. Also a word defining fag and douche bag who is constantly annoying and will not shut his mouth.

you are a feckanin!

by ilovefags<3 June 3, 2010

FECES ULCER

Ulcers that occur on your feces and can cause large amounts of blood to come out of the rectum.

Last night after eating large amounts of mexican food I FECED and I looked down at my feces and noticed a feces ulcer. Then I noticed that large amounts of blood started to come out of my rectum (comparable to Niagra Falls).

by thrustin and bustin November 7, 2010

Fecal Fandango

The act of parking ones beef bus in anothers chocolate town. Sort of like anal salsa dancing. It can get a little messy when done right, but it's well worth it.

Kevin: Ew man, I smell like duck butter and ankle skin.
Ken: Why dude?
Kevin: I did the FECAL FANDANGO with Mike last night and forgot to take a shower.

by Jexxi November 21, 2010

Feculation

The reaction and process of shit happening for no reason in particular.

Jeff was walking down the road and stepped in shit. He is a victim of Feculation.

by glenn7227 November 25, 2014

fecal fork

The fecal fork, close relative to the poop spoon, is a utensil utilized to unclog the anus during a particularly difficult to remove bowel movement.

"Bro, I totally had to use the fecal fork last night when the poop spoon didn't work!"

by Chadwick The Wise May 7, 2019

Fecal ecstasy

when your ass is on fire after consuming something spicy

I just experienced fecal ecstasy after consuming a bag of flaming hot Cheetos

by Mr Shitty Crane April 16, 2019