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Big boy with big balls and testicles (hairy too)
(person 1)Look at them you can see their ball hair!
(person 2)That's definitely an Esslyn!
Esslyn by alpha ken ebody January 19, 2023
A skinny Yemeni who gets good grades.
'Sup Essaedi.
Essaedi by Totally not Mikaylah March 28, 2023

College essays

This is the point in your life where you pour the largest amount of bullshit you can muster into a paper. And then send it to colleges.
Senior 1: Hey dude you started on your college essays?
Senior 2: Yeah I don't even wanna read it over man it's such pure bullshit
Senior 1: Yeah man me too dude let's just get this shit done over with
College essays by AKewlName October 20, 2013
Word of the Day on October 23, 2013
can be used as a noun for a person who is lad, gangsta, cool or a friend. It can also be used to describe something.
hey! look at those eshays over there! Lets F^*#IN' STAUNCH THE C^NTS!!!
eshay by coops4life August 30, 2007
(1) A hideous troll creature who preys on weak men.
(2) An insult used towards someone acting like a whore.
You are such and essjay" or "Don't be an essjay
The local teen age boys that hang out at the stake park all day, screeching like parrots with their iconic quote “ESHAYS BAHH!”. They are not the most intelligent individuals and will normally try to “roll” you for your Nike TNs.

Some of their slang inclues:
“Eshay bah”
“Y’a fucking gronk”
“Ur a fucking dog
“U got a fucken staring problem mate?”
“Look at these sick bunny hops cunt
“Bro look over there there’s eshays

“Omg there’s the eshays”
Eshay by Mystic Floof March 17, 2021