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Epstein Log

The name for a penis that is shaped like an egg.

During the Jeffrey Epstein documentary on Netflix, it was revealed that he had an "egg shaped penis", to which he disgustingly smirked.

It's a play on the Lolita Express flight log, a.k.a. the Epstein flight log.
Much like someone with Peroni's Disease has a dick hooked more than Gonzo's nose, someone with an Epstein Log has a fucking oddly egg shaped appearing dick.
by Donkey McMuffinStuffin September 12, 2020
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Tau Kappa Epsilon

Any person in Tau Kappa Epsilon is half the man a Phi is.

If you can't go greek, go TKE.
by Scholarship Chair May 7, 2008
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Sigma Alpha Epsilon

Thee Fattest Fucks at Ball State. They do not have any parties worth showing up to. They are hated by every frat on campus.
"Did you see the Sigma Alpha Epsilon get out his house with a diet coke, it sure is not helping his fat ass"
by Jakefree February 26, 2008
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epitomize

sum up.Making very long sentence and words summarized to represent audience efficiently.
Tom made huge mistakes, because he really hate hyperpolysyllabicsesquipedalianism itself and try to epitomize it to his-own-minding-words.
by purinsy October 18, 2008
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Sigma Alpha Epsilon

A fraternity founded in 1856 and widely considered one of the coolest fraternities in the United States. That is actually considered one of the coolest fraternities in the United States by its members. They have a lot of successful alumni, but generally the majority of chapters currently in existence have veered from any principled greek life, which is pretty God Damned pathetic. Most guys who join SAE become raging alcoholics and complete assholes, but I know of a couple of chapters that are extremely cool and filled with some really upstanding young men. They are probably considered part of the top tier of fraternities nationally, though they don't have a tradition that is as rich as some other fraternities. The cool chapters are really cool, but the crappy chapters are probably some of the worst that exist on college campuses. Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
Wow the SAEs at Johns Hopkins are really fucking cool.

Wow the SAEs at SMU are racist closeted homosexuals who probably make up the poorest performing group of academics in any fraternity ever created... ever.

Sigma Alpha Epsilon, you probably can do better.
by SamBJo October 16, 2007
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Epitaph

A Butt, An ass, a Buttocks, either of the two fleshy protuberances forming the lower and back part of the trunk,
a Bum, a booty
Girl shake that epitaph!
Wow, that girl's got an big epitaph!
by Pey Wei September 22, 2010
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Exclusive Epsilion

The epsilion line of Sigma Beta Rho Fraternity Inc. at the University of the Sciences in Philadelphia.
Exclusive Epsilion includes Brothers Hirudo, Dux Ducis, Fidelis, & Benedicto!
by SigRho Soldier June 4, 2009
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