elmers glue

the most powerful adhesive on the market, applicable to any substance and will create an instant bond. Elmers glue is the most powerful adhesive on the market due to its composition of 100% bull sperm.

Coby: Man i cant seem to bond my kitten calendar to my wall, it won't stay up there...
Me: Oh dude just slap some elmers glue on that bitch, it works every time.

by Scoopy J January 4, 2012

Emergency Donut

A donut that is purchased in the event of hunger. Usually when you travel and have no access to other food.

"The trip took four hours! Thank God I had my emergency donut to keep me going."

by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012

Elmeran

A really handsome man with a large honka ponka

Ayo, have you seen The Big Elmeran

by Kallamigpappa May 25, 2021

emergency alert system

That fucking bullshit that wakes you the fuck up while having a good nights sleep. It fucking ruins your day and you never turn on the TV ever again.

Person wakes up: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE
Fucking Emergency Alert System: BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

by jellyfish bish December 24, 2021

The Emerald Arcade

The Emerald Arcade is Derf's place of awesome awesomeness. Upon arrival you are greeted by awesome E3 booth babes and such a rush of massive awesomeness that you might as well be getting super-powers. In the general atrium-like room of the Emerald Arcade is every video game that has ever, or is yet to be, made. It holds unbelievably advanced technology and if you ask nicely Derf may grant you your own personal heaven, within Derf reason though. The Emerald Arcade holds all things any human gamer or techno-geek could ever want or need. It is the highest thing any human being could ever aspire to, though it's not that difficult to get in.

(Guy noclips into the Emerald Arcade)
Guy: It's... so...BEAUTIFUL!!!!
Guy: There are hot girls, and video games and ZOMG is that Halo 1086546374?! This is awesome!

by Derf's Prophet October 8, 2009

Lesbian Emergency

Lesbian Emergency refers to a time when you need a lesbian and one just cant be found. Can also refer to running low on lesbian supplies. Occassionally mistaken for 'happy anniversary' which has caused many relationship problems.

'Hunn, we have a lesbian emergency."
'Lesbian emergency! Lesbian emergency!'

by Overheard at random November 7, 2012

Seth Rich Emergency Treatment

Plan A is when the Contract Killers kill you on sight; Plan B is the backup. They will kill in hospital, while you are being treated for serious, but not fatal, injuries -aka the SETH RICH Emergency Treatment.

EMT: It's okay Ma'am, we are going to take good care of you.

Lady Driver: Ouch! What happened?
EMT: It looks like you are the victim of a hit and run. You'll be alright, once we get you to hospital, the Doc will fix you up real nice.
Lady Drive: (Dazed and confused) Hit and run car crash? I need to go to the hospital? Which Hospital? Where is my laptop and thumb drives!?
EMT: I don't know. DC Police were already on the scene when we arrived. I am sure you'll get them back. Relax. We are going to take you to DC General. It's the closest Trauma Centre.
Lady Driver: Noooooo. I don't want to go there!! They will give me the SETH RICH EMERGENCY TREATMENT! I'm as good as dead!!
EMT: (Smiling) Nonsense! You'll be right as rain in just a few.

by HiddenRightHere June 17, 2017